Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Last Kopek of wisdom tooth...

YesterDay i THOUGht it was just some body heaty element that causes my fever.. No I was wrong. The wisdom tooth decided to sprung out at this festive seasons. Never had I had such a huge lump in my life before.

I decided to see clinical doctor instead of dentist yesterday. It manage to release some swollen at the initial stage....

Until this morning... Boy.. It's like Rocky Bolboa kena kaw kaw... So I speed off to see my dentist.

" Pernah datang sini?" The receptionist asked

" Ya" so i passed her my IC as requested...

It's been so long that the ink pigment in those patient card had evaporise I guess.. Yea, I took care of my teeth... I had a friend who don't brush his teeth too. He manage to survive those calamity till this day. Wonder what he did.. My tooth is send some wavy frequency of signal now ...called pain... even as I type this. Damn...

The doctor was a fat lady instead of the old man with short-sighted glasses.. How even the dental clinic has changed. She was surprise to see my lump..

" Are you the Thai boxer on AXN the other day?" I could hear her jeered in sarcacism... boy, I still got time to cast imagination.

She run through most of my left jaws tooth. So can't do anything now.. It was infection and most likely cause by the growth of the wisdom tooth..

" U are lucky and some ppl can't even talk." She voiced her consolation..

yea..yea..why dont' you compare me with T-Rex or some inverbrate cross over species which suffered long-term annihilation.

So I got to come back here on Saturday and gotta finish the medicine.

Serve me right...and should have come to the dentist and spared the RM42 for other stuff..

So don't pissed me off..Somebody managed to do that.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

bACK to work!

hELLo everyone and to those that is back to work! Happy working!

Over the next few weeks will be quite tight again for me..

I had tried to blog over the past 10 days but often interrupted due to the CNY celebrations!

I will tried to update later should i have the time to do so...

Meanwhile...be productive and be joyous during this festive seasons!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Weird encounter..

Valentine day has just pass. Just came back after a buffet dinper ler.Before that, I had a very early fine dining dinner. Its been awhile since I fine dine. Some old classic prone to be place for the joneses.. I was invited by this stranger who claimed to know me through a friend of mine ler. This call only come about before noon time ler. I thought it was some prank call done by the monkeys to inflict vengeance on me. However this friend of mine which she claim to know is definitely not the type of person who played cranky joke.

Such an opulent place had the guard look at me squarely at my Proton Tsunami.. This is a prototype brother! Eventually the guard offered to park my car as he heard I am a guest of Ms. Xxxxxxx. I resisted the offer and this prototype has not been tested by any Tom, Dick or Harry.

I was thinking to myself even as I walked to the foyer. Well, even this might be a stupid prank or date with a western pork chop…have no fear…at least u have finally dine at this CSN. With my jeans and FOS t-shirt…I certainly draw much attention to the crowd. So what! I am the famous chef from Cheras….dun u know me..ahaha…

My date had not arrive ler. I was actually a little too early as to escape Mr. Chia holding me back before he even came back. Then at 6.10, someone called me….
”Hi! Kien Boon… “

“Hi…errr… Xxxxxxx…”

“ Don’t have to pretend, u know my name by hard now…”

“ Hee” Loyar buruk punya pompuan

“ You look much thinner than on TV” flattery…flattery..flattery…

“ Yea.. coz they have to shrink my size into that square box…so I look flat…even worse if you have a plasma tv!” consolation..consolation…

The usual bird talk went on…

“ So how do u know so much about me?” curiosity kills the cat!

“ I read your blog….” Was she not surprise?

“ You are kidding me lady.. Few have been chosen to read my blog… “ I dig & dug…maintaining my gesture..

She smiled…

Bloody nincompoop!! Who is that imbecile that has break the bond of the fellowship of the ring?

It was a fun chewing some piece of her joke. She is good at that… but it still din ring a bell!! Holy bloody cow!!

I finally excuse myself at 9.00 telling her that my buddies din know about this date with her. So I gotta rush over to another gathering..

She empathetically resign from the fact and let me leave in a noble manner…

Alas, The rules of the game is there is no rules… who the heck is this? Well, for the first time I would just let it be.. Do not tempted to dig further ler….

Just before I arrived home, she sent an sms :-

“ How’s was ur gathering?Was it fun?Hope I din knock at the wrong time.”

How to reply… Let me think first.. Sms later ler…

She had the virtues of a lady and sweet slow-mo voice. Nice pretty lady which is too good to be true. Whoever is it that could have crack such an arm and a leg expense joke on me. Keep it cool dude… keep it cool..

Let the wheel of fortune take it place ler...

St. Valentine day

* Just a spur of a moment the cloud change color...bloody hell..Shot from outside my house

Valentine is here…It’s been awhile..

There is actually some couples has invited us to join them for this festivity. It’s a sure darn crazy thing to do.. So let’s see what is the outcome tomorrow. My best bet will be watching TV at home or reading again.. I remembered one year clearly that I celebrated Valentine by dunno eating KFC or McD at Ampang Park. Pathetic…its explain where I am today. : P
My radio choice
Speaking about listening to radio… those day my number 1 choice has been Light & EZ. Eversince CD player has been stolen, radio is my best pal on the road. I hardly switch to other station ler except listening to Friday nite Chan Fong session at 98.8.
Well, things take a change lately as I begin to switch between channel at time. One of my most regular switch has been to TRAXXfm at 100.1.. which is also our National English channel. Those day this channel is a serious channel and u could listen to the evergreen at certain hour at night. Gone are the days which is very much dominated by contemporary songs. The best part about this channel is that u get to hear songs across the 80’s till the presence moment with great choices of varieties across the continent. The DJs are mostly Indian fellas and sometime you get the feel of talking to our Indian friends during some TT session. Well, it has been an interesting channel. Those day there is this lady by the name of Pinky also was quite popular in this channel. I wonder where she is now.

Speaking of that, it brings me back to the past memory of light and easy where caller could call in at certain hour to voice their thought on certain national or community issues. There is one particular persons which is as free as this Spunky of velocity media. His name is Lau Beng. Yea, you could hear him most of the time at light & ez. Again, I wonder where he is now. Sometime I think radio give u the sense of open imagination and feel like a blind man thinking who that person looks like what Umpteen space of imagination for that.

If you are dirt bored and wants something peculiar, tune in to 87.7..the national klasikfm.. Most of the singers are from the black and white era and also those sephia film era.

99.3 also not bad…I wonder whether the HindiPower is still on air? This wonderful DJ will showered u with great information of Bollywood stuff.

So what is ur favorite channel ?

I re-learn my lessons today ~
A friend of mine called me today ler. It really shock me out of my own ass! But it is really a huge lessons learn. If not for this lesson I will not have to share with you this story last CNY. She actually was reminded to pay back a certain small amount of shekels and dime which also has been reminded her that debts still owe during CNY is not good. I gv her a piece of my mind too! How could she be so careless while other could remember it day in day out. Hehe.. normal ler I think..when we owe ppl money, we tend to forget..ppl owe us money, we can’t sleep day and night.. Correct or not?
That is why I said..she is too “cincai” in life until all this small small little thing also she can forget. Come on lah… U think everyone think like u meh…have to be so cincai ah? Not everyone like u lah dumb dumb.. In her work also like that..too cincai until her associate also cannot tahan her!! Had no choice but to use her kaw kaw!! Luckily her close friends all are not like that…hmm…that is what she thought lah …ahahaha…ekekke.. padan muka…

So dumb dumb friend, draw a line ler.. cannot cincai cincai in life!! As Wisky and Stylo said : Do it with Style! That is why it is call StyloBroke….Correct or not Broke and Wisky…Correct or not?

Anyway, I don’t think she had the guts ler.. that is what everybody tot…and those who know her weaknesses will of course..apa lagi…beh tahan…then use her kaw kaw please!!!

“ Last Chinese New Year, a friend of mine from Batang Berjuntai owe his friend some money. His friend was from Bikam which came in kapcai to ask back money because CNY is coming liao. That fella tadak baca buku punya so cannot sms and give account number. Wait..he don’t even have an account number…keep all his money inside the spander and under the pillow. This fella is a damn collector ler.. his house got so many transformers and comics and stamps. Spend tonnes of money on them but don’t even have a tsunami car like me. Even the kapcai that he use to collect money also borrow from his Ah Siong@Kau chai one. He don’t find it a necessity since he is just a rubber tapper which settle with his ironhorse.

This Bikam fella has reminded this Batang Berjuntai fella quite sometime ler..but with no avail until he had to go to Batang Berjuntai to seek this friend who owe him money. He even killed a wild boar and chop the leg part to bring to this Batang Berjuntai friend hoping that he will pay back his money. However, this Batang Berjuntai friend turn a deaf ear ler. So this Bikam friend warn him at his face : -

“ Dey! Ni chuni walker aperi RM Anji Rombe Rombe yinge pohdeh? Ni CNY #!%@W#$ ayoyo!! !#@$#% 300TH years of Khalsa…!#!#%$ Bad luck @#$ nale yipperi eri kenge!! “

Before you know it, this Batang Berjuntai fella was hit by a DATSUN that early first day of CNY! Banyak shui punya! He said that…Now u know lah… His leg was badly injured up to his thigh ler..and badly burnt too…

The truth is still the truth. Now nasi sudah jadi bubur…

( As I was telling this story to this friend of mine..she ask me whether that fella got “khun long” or develop-conglomerate-dragon as the Chinese said it.. to be more specific it is lepesorosis Bronkitis Apeleptic.. as far as I could remembered..)

Damn..she still had time to joke…


Therefore I hope the moral of this story is damn clear to u all. Paid back to ppl the debts before CNY..Speaking of that, I still owe two suppliers money….:P :p :P :p

*This two Indians fellas are adopted by the Chinese family ever since the May 13th 1969 incident… Their parents were killed because they looked like Chinese too. So both this Indians also as fair as the Chinese and celebrated CNY as well. They tried to get in to Southern Record wanting to be the Indians to sing CNY songs like “Xiao Hei”. But The record company thought they pretend to be Indian which sing Chinese-ala-indian style wanting to capture the Chinese market…
*Gu shi chun xhu gou…ru you lei shi ching kuang… duo duo bao han! Hao Xuan Oh!!

By the way, Happy Valentine Day to all who is celebrating with their love one and to those maggi incorporated figures…hope you find your Valentine soon. Adios..

To be continued…

It’s now Valentine Day.. a wonderful peaceful morning… I just receive an sms that one of my friend receive flowers ler. Wah…wonder who send her the flowers this time? Old lovers , new lovers or lovers-to-be… Some ppl are just born with at the right “Shi san”. Mine no need to see ler… sure at tin fan gu shing that particular moment. Nobody send me flower one…Oh…how paranoid is this..ahaha..

Bunga-bunga mekar tidak layu kerana ia… adalah… bunga bunga plastic ..damn the MS word change my malay word plastic to English.. nmCH!
Speaking of that.. yesterday a friend of mine which years ago love to sing the song All by myself jokingly..seems not to be a joke anymore. “When I was young , I never needed anyone..making love was just for fun..those day are gone…All by myself..Dun wanna be…” Now those phrase has been burnt tormentedly into his soul. Not really ler..he still has the guts to joke about it coz he has member like me who is also maggi incorporated.

Human are actually habitual being by nature at least that what the general public thought. Those who perform different acts in a short period of time are actually label as inconsistent or from Tanjung Rambutan… Is that true?

For my friend case it ; U could’t resist but to use him as a case study to defend the habitual theory…OO…he just gv me a call.. but mind u this fella will be damn loaded in few years time. Belambak property he invested ler.. This time his target is one of the gal from Sandakan. This Sandakan gal was actually staying in the same area of my customer too which back in one year plus I was there. How times has flies again. This gal actually got bf liao..but my fren still dun wanna give up…yea, he always has such scenario..best nominated but not the award winners. Again this time the gal ask her to show some “sheng yi”. So he also play love-is-blind game. So I recommended him blooming.com.my. Mengancam ler he send the RM199 with teddy bear. Plus RM50 also coz it is in Sandakan. I gerenti some of u readers will go to blooming.com.my to check one.. coz u orang punya flowers tadak teddy bear bukan..wahaha…

Sms my buddy “….. Why nobody send us flowers one?”

Replied : “ ……Bout the flowers, by the time has come, ur monument will be flooded with lots of guk fa!”

Boy, Am I not touch by his remarks?

Wokay..time to shower and kerja liao..

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Update 1.2

* 1, 2 , 3
* tHE lEADEr
* Klcc PACK
* The road less travelled..
* The leader and the pack
* Kayuh! Jangan tak Kayuh!
* Damn! Those French are on my tail..
* Korean Cyclists

Monday, February 12, 2007

KNNCCB BLOG!!

KNNCCB blogspot... Cannot upload photos since yesterday ler.. WTH!!

Photos update

* Chae's son in action! Look at his bazooka.. Better hide before he shoot it off the sky!
* Beautiful evening sun after my accident..
* Ini ganas ni...
* Maggi Incorporated..
* Unqualified Maggi incorporated...mentah mentah dah kahwin..

Yesterday was Sunday... ltdl.com.my

Saturday at Station 1 Cheras
Stylo and me lepak in this Station 1 till early morning again.. Teresa and Derrick 747 us. Anyway, it is Saturday and above all a couple day. We shouldn’t had disturb ppl. We surf and spend more time finding out about hotel in Bali. Later did we realize that Hard rock and Mercure really cost a bomb. I wonder how we got such a wonderful price last year…only if we could have such price also ….if only ler. Anyway, I would prefer to try out the Balinese Villa style and hope they will buy into it. So the distinct choice is still to stay in Kuta. Hope things will turn out fine.
Badminton my ass..
Due to lack of rest, everyone call it a quit for badminton. Don’t know how Daniel and Chee Yen felt with the 747…ahaha.. So back to sleep and rejuvenate my soul.

Divine Intervention
Yesterday God sent his servant to me again. So today I pray. Yes, it wasn’t anything glamorous as before but I hope this journey is will of course a journey with muh conversation with Him. We will see from here...

Lunch with Leong Eng
Had lunch with this bro.. seems like his trinity will not let him laid to rest. Alas, may u grow from strength to strength..

AnnaCHICKY
The name said it all. Now she leads a new set of life with multiple in between selection which draw fine pleasure in life. How are we to envy ler? Those hantu continue to pamper her ler..ahaha… But we are no hantu ler… keep that in mind…ekekeke

Le Tour De Langkawi
I think yesterday the Le Tour De Langkawi website was hack. But we still make our way to KLCC for our first ever bicycle shot. I burn my ass while sitting and sleep on the road to catch the KLCC view and to catch cyclist with the KLCC background. Shutter priority was heavily used today. My head was so damn close to the cyclist on the floor.. the gushing wind from the momentum was heard.. If only they collide and I would be gone in an instant…..

Well, it turns out to be an interesting event with so many digital file to be sent to the recycle bin. We walk from KLCC and followed the trail to Raja Chulan and head down to Masjid India and Medan Pasar before proceeding to final grandstand. Chae was there to witness the finish line and we ended up eating RM1 maggi incorporated mee in my mug with free milo and paid ice cream. It was a damn hot weather… Well, it was a great experience and hopefully next year I could get better shots.

Accident…
It has been sometime since I got involve with a car accident. This time was near Chae place.. This Datsun was heading at a flying speed and within seconds Stylo saw it coming at his door.. The next thing… “BOOM!!!!!!!!!” My car kinda like kena pijak ler. So I slow down and to reflect that I was at fault at time. That moment, I came down from my car and thought that my left rear of my car will be teruk!! Strangely enough it was just some minor scratches. I knew there were divine intervention today or else will be dead meat for us. Somehow I just knew it instantaneously… Well, as we de tour back.. I saw the other fella car signal front light was crack and all over the floor. It has to be someone to protect me today. Stylo almost had a phobia..

Dinner @ Chae Place
Yee Ching cooked us dinner today and she tried a new dish for the first time. Not too bad anyway.. It was fun to have his toddler son Isaac around. He is such a cute little fella that it is hard to resist. We had an enjoyable time.

Dicain Alpha grip
So Chae got himself a Dicain alpha grip at a very good price. He really tempted me into it ler.. just that the price is too high for me that I can’t afford and not willing to pay at this moment.. am currently content with my Canon modified grip..

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Lei Lou mou also haven't say anything yet!!


Behind every successful man…
Women are a creature of sensitivity.. at time such enthusiasm could only exchange with some degree of embarrassment.

“ A man success leh…” Me said

“ Ah..yes…!” Teresa try to rub her enthusiasm to the well seated four lovely gentleman. At least two chauvinist pig were at the table… they respond politely by smiling.

“ A man success is boy always keep himself strong..( nam yi dong zhi keong – did I got that right? )” I proclaim as such is the universal truth.

So ladies and gentleman, before you pour ur one sided opinion..open up ur heart and soul and mind to reconsidered whether these phase still strong as tall as it use to be…

“ BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN”

Well, perhaps those mummy boy still had some fair share of thought on this. Generally generation has change. Despite their own selfishness, they still want to claim the glory that they are the reasons of that man success.

These day is not like our parent time ler. Most of the women has gone thru thick and thin with their husband and some after drink todi come back and wack them also they still dun wanna leave. Yea, that is of course way too much liao lah.

Yes, there are also many examples of those that work and sow together their relationship which is so wonderful. Yes… there are some the husband which the appearance could be perceive as weak to other ppl.

Sometime I very kesian some of my frens ler. They could tell u thousand and one reasons to defend their relationship is perfectly healthy..yet deep down in them tears would want to cry out like the waterfall streaming it tide…


Friday, February 9, 2007

More Update

It looks like that I have been able to consistently blog again. Thanks to Rand Asia who has provided me the access. However I couldn’t blog in the office ler. Eversince the new machine arrived…the only thing I can do is to upload blog.. Read couple of official work mail and reply…and the most is to steal some minutes to follow up some photography forums. So much attention is needed and hopefully the new staff will come in right after New Year as so I can concentrate more on other development side. I had fix couple of ideas now and hope there is more free time to put it into details. Juicing creative braining is still a very big part of me.

So how do I blog? Well, it is at the end of the day..which is for me at the wee hour of the morning. Where the only disturbance is the 9 years old fan. It was from my ex punya parent. Her mum always got this lucky draw during dinner. Of course she is long gone and the fan is still faithfully serving till this day. The sound is getting louder and the power is getting ….slower… It’s one of those item I use for a long time beside than my old haggard car. One of my most precious thing that I have lost is my set of keys. Follow me for sometime ler. Wonder where has it gone now?

A worthy Merseyside..am I still?
It’s been awhile since I had watch any soccer live.. Why has such passion drift away?

“ Wah ! Now Liverpool very tim liao..” said stylo just moments ago.

“ Oh? Why?” I was curious

“ Neh! Some NFL Americans ppl bought oredi..” replied Mr. Stylo…

Am I still a worthy Merseyside? The sticker of Liverpool in my car has slowly faded into a very light red and the car seat condom still bear Liverpool. Why will such passion rekindle back? Only time will tell….anyway Champions League is around the corner. Then we shall see the verdict…

Thumbelina sang Liverpool theme song to herself this Valentine..
Yup..that is what she claimed in her blog. This Valentine she is not going to be alone. Wah…how sweet is that…eh! Tak tunjuk pun muka jejaka idaman kat kitaorang ni.. Toksah malu malu ler. Kita kan dah lama kenal… ekekeke…
Anyway, congrats to her in her journey of this river of love.

Lam Tuck Weng..
I just got to know that Irene had acted with Lam Tuck Weng in one of the local horror movie. Hmm..Mr. Lam..bila pulak u bagi chance kat I ni? Please let me play a role ler.. Yes.. let me be the undercover.. I am always good at that and has done well. Tolong bagi chance ler bruder.


The Annachickian upper class lifestyle..doing it with style!
Yea, she had disappeared for the past week. A deliberate and profound “give ang moh love” figure is who she is. “ Lei zhau hou ler!” even single local ladies jeer in sheer jealousy ler.
Now also has sail up NorhEast further.. No longer main with IKEA stuff anymore.. Now it is time to main Union Jack and get it done with what queen Victoria legacy has to offer…The pound sterling. No longer has to wait ages for Mr. Sony and Mrs Ericcson... Yes…her time has come. It is now or never!

Maggi Incorporated
Stylo indeed has great passion for this ad. In fact, many people has put two thumbs up for this ad. He recommended that the actor to be me. I think I had better idea than this. :P
He had been driven into paranoid mode recently as her mum tease her when the part the old lady ask him to get married.
Yea..he said who would want to get married to a “fabricator engineer boy”? Well, who would want a man that only know how to print t-shirt year in year out? Pathetic…Pathetic…Pathetic…

So hail Maggi Incorporated which has blend into part of our bachelor life or soundly to say but silently old bachelor..

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Ini patut cerita semalam..


It’s been awhile since I pop back my own office. Get some work done and leave in no time. The earlier part of the day was rather productive and so is the latter. I hope tomorrow will draw the same score as well.

As I ponder back, some of my old blog were much better to read ler. Yea, those day I really spend my heart and soul to write ler. Now it is kinda like hantar report aje.

Anyway, I will strive for a change this year to try to improve my blogging.

Lamberlina
The news was rather shocking and still it is unbelievable till this moment. Somehow the there and then logic does not seems to compute. Rumour has it that Lamberlina now is in a relationship. Boleh caya ke? I am pretty sure there will be ton of ladies out there cry foul!......* coughing smile….

Well, whatever it is…that guy still believe that Elaine score a higher points. Hmm…really kam yu lou! That chick ok mah.. SYT also ler. So now is waiting for him to bring out to tunjuk tunjuk ler
.

Photos update

* Mat Cool at work! Bila Pak Pah nak sign ni? lapar ni...
* Mana Tarian Naga ni?
The 6 Jahanam...eh mana dua orang lagi?
* i am lucky to have direct shot at lunch table..
* The eco-challenge team
* WAH...lampu power ni...Seong Sun new torch light..Sony Ericcsons
* Kellie Castle
* tekan buzzer Pak LAH...jangan TAK Tekan
* I dapat habuan jugak ni...ekeke
* Daniel Birthday
* Chee Yen Birthday..Pigs and piglet!
* Kena stand up ni..
* damn..sensor kotor!
* Nice umbrella!

Update...

* Betul Betul Naga main ni...
* Leng lui..I heard she sing the " tikus love big corn" the lady version
* Velocity angels ada sini....Loo Hui and Irene
* The sifu buat the "Thar Mee"
* some local celebrities

Yea, this week got 3 sessions of badminton. The old passion has finally rekindle! There is really nothing much to blog about. Attach are some old photos that I had not able to publish due to tight schedule. My tight schedule as usual including work, sleep, eat, lepak and lepak and play..

Here is some simple mathematical formula to share with u readers : -

Man = eat + sleep + work + play
Swine = eat + sleep

Therefore
Man = Swine + work + play

As a result
Man – play = Swine + work

In conclusion
Man who don’t know to play = Swine that knows how to go to work

Hmm…actually there is lotsa pigs around us ler... So what are u?

Lam Tuck Weng restaurant
Was invited to photograph Lam Teck Weng official opening ceremony of his restaurant. Lam Tuck Weng is our local MYFM DJ and also once upon local actor as well. Celebrity has like never before expand their horizon in term of business sense. Every cents and dollars must be learnt in the younger day. There are of course loads of other celebrities and people of similar scope of work were gathered under one roof. The opening was ceremony was in fact was really a stunning one! My Goodness…Even one datuk came ler.. someone VVIP in the political arena…arrrrhhh…so what… I have shoot bigger figure before last week…:P
The siu long pow was indeed wonderful ler! Not those of the Esquire Kitchen as I used to had before. But a whopping two basket which consist of 3 long pao each will cost up to RM16.00… I manage to serve my belly with a basket ler. Hmmm…hope the free voucher with serve me another topping soon..
The most interesting part is how the sifu of the restaurant showing us the “lai mee” in action. But din manage to makan the lai mee ler.
Today is the first time I exchange namecard with two of the velocity angels. Loo Hui and Irene. Nice friendly people ler. So young and vibrant ler these young people. Ahaha.. I bet if April Yong is here…Stylo is the first to ask for the name card. The event is also kinda long too.
Oh… I just got a job to shoot an autospa for car ler…Dunno how to quote also and I have never really practice in shooting car before. So I think not my bowl of rice to eat for this one..should I try? I dunno… Let me think about first. But I think I really need good lighting and a canggih tripod… hmm…perhaps a D2Xs as well as it might get wet.
I think now my passion is to shoot moving objects ler beside than landscape which our tropical country does not offered much opportunies.. those that does not need touch up…maybe after I get my new car then I might shoot down to Endau Rompin or Tasik Kenyir to shoot the beautiful morning lake..if it still not drying up yet…

Overzealous Bernard Wong South Park
It happen before and now it happen again. But this time it is Bernard Wong…. The man who should be the alien in the movie The Sign starring Mel Gibson….hmmm…come to think of it again..M. Night Shyamalan will not feature him ler…The show might end up with the title The Famine…yea…he will eat up the entire corns in the field…
You see…that boy is rather hypertension in words that people says at time.. If you sometime wanna joke with him then be prepare to bear the phrase lose lips sink sink in ur mind. He has this curiosity of a little kid + the sensitivity of the old man..

“ Why u say me like that like that…blah blah… “

“ Wah! Ur blog say ah..the sepang…blah blah blah “

Then as an old 70 years old ..sorry 60 I guess…70 run out of gas liao… grandma…he will warn u….” Next time u wanna say this blah…blah…u better be careful…blah …blah.. “ OR “ I say u what before…why u say me like this?”

Hmmm…yea…. New mathematical formula : -

Bernardo Syndrom = a little kid + the sensitivity & long-winded of the old man..

I dunno what I will get from him for writing this…Whatever it is I better gird up my loin and armor….or perhaps borrow the Joan of Arc uniform from Wisky.

Surat Khabar lama + Buku lama + Baju lama
I know what to do with the No.1 & No.2 above.. but I need to get some advise for item no. 3… I still have tonne of old clothes. Those that ppl have never see that I wear before for a long time. Thinking of disposing it ler…but lately I ain’t got much cash ler. What should I do… Was thinking to sell to Osama Bundle but..but..but… I cannot fetch a high price. Some of my designer costume still in the closet ler…ekekek… How to sell? Somemore I got weird taste or some say it is extraordinary..

Maybe I can sell it to my buddy Stylo or Daniel.. They might fit my old clothes and kelentong them lah..ahaha.. Will they buy my story? Ahahah…sell first lah… then see how.. Hmmmm…perhaps I can ask advise from a vogue friend of mine to see how to sell them with a good price.. akakaka…

My clothes all expensive u know!!! RM 399….RM499 one…that one also after discounted price…

Yea…time to rip them off!! Guys….please advise.

Saturday, February 3, 2007

Update

How time had take hold of us.. The past few days was kinda like everywhere for me. I had just had breakfast@lunch with Leong Eng and Alan while Yee Teng follow suit later. Time to talk cock again and today was not of our Malaysia political weather. It must has been sometime since Leong Eng & Alan regain a tiny piece of freedom for such occasion. Kesian dia orang,..mentah mentah bukan bujang lagi ler tu. Season yumcha-er is does not possess such iconic presentation. So here am I to present my blog which should be posted two days ago…but I was dragged to Kepala Batas to do some formal photo shooting ler. It came out really a chaos ler… ahaha..It is my first encounter with Pak Lah anyway..I emangle. He kinda spotted me ler…with 300mm at his face. Ahaha…

So I will break down the chapter to make it easy to read as some complain my line is two lengthy which lead them astray.. tell that to Shakespeare ler… :P

Everyone shout “VELL VELL!”

Thaipusam….

I woke up with my alarm set at 8.30…a four hours sleep definitely is a punishment. Therefore in order to escape such cruelty, I woke up at 10. So upon arrival was almost 11am. Therefore I miss the cleansing at the river part I guess. Park at a decent distance away to escape the jam lah. Bloody cloudy cum hot sky was the overcast condition as I reach the entrance. True enough I was lucky spotted the kavadi bearer at that time at the entrance. So I follow the kavadian & begin my shooting. This indeed was my first Thaipusam event. To my surprise there is even a mat salleh couple on parole… ahaha.. repaying deeds.. *grin. This is in fact quite an eye opening event for me. It was not long from the entrance since I joined the sardine pack crowd. But I was lucky to hook to the side of the dawai fence which give me some real close up view of the kavadi bearer. You could see all kinda stunts and performance over here. There are those band from their own local community come to support their kavadi bearer..Vel vel…vel vel… I even spotted one mat salleh amoi dancing to the tune. Clubbing tak cukup ler tu…

Along the way, some of those that could be possess provide sheer curiosity to me. There are those that come to ask for blessing from the kavadi bearer.. Casting out the demons in them also ada….. Reminds me of charismatic church services. So the question is who initiate such practices first or who really reinvent the wheel again and utter it into perfection?

From the entrance to the kaki tangga took me almost 2 hours ler. I was really really dehydrated…but I really din feel at that time not till I reach to the top. At first I thought it is advisable for me to give way to those devotees to pass thru the queue.However there are those trying to create the opportunity to go further. I at one time tak tahan and shout “ Woi!”. It sure gain attention ler. “Wah! This Cina also kena rasuk ka?” Sri Muruga is upon me!! Anyway, Malaysia is still Malaysian lah… So if u think that we as three major races and the minority has not come to a Malaysian identity…look again… Look at the way we cut queue….There is a unique pattern to it. Yes.! Ain’t we proud to be a Malaysian?

Alas, finally at the top… Bought a small bottle of mineral water and gulp it in slowly. Can imagine how perspired I am ler. So I continued to take somemore shots inside the cave. It is here that I saw some Chinese too.. and what is even more surprise is the Chinese kavadi carrier too when I am on the way out. How magnificent has Malaysia Harmony has become of… I think the next round am going to come to shoot a different stuff altogether..

Hmmm.. perhaps I should compile this event to the proshow..how about it?

So despite the exhaustion and dehydration, I was quite please that I was able to capture some shoots that means to much to me. There are some shoots that which I tot at the back of my mind was mediocre came out to be really fine too… A day well worth spending ler.

Upon reaching home, I lepak in my room. Not for long a call came. This time was a sudden death..Cannot sleep ler.. have to go to the North liao..


Kepala Batas

Shooting the PM was what motivate me to come to Kepala Batas. In addition of shooting of the MOU signing event, I was thrill at how people actually shoot this kinda official function. My first time shooting at such event anyway…which came out to be …fairly poor or way below par. Well, learn from the mistakes and retune ler. I manages to snap quite some Pak Lah photos ler.. Mostly could be private collection liao. So hope to be able to blast some interesting stuff the next round.

for MORE of Thaipusam photos...refer to my flickr site ler...