Friday, April 28, 2006

Oh My beloveth..where art thou?


My beloveth...
How I long for thee...
sleepless night.. My thought are not pervert or stain with thoughts of others before thee...
Oh..where are you my beloveth?
Are you across the ocean above the gracious sky?
Come to me my belove and be in union with me..
my soul shall become one and my heart melt like a pot of chocolate to confine to the rhythm of you soul..
Where are you my beloveth?
Have you forsaken me?
after much emprisonment across the other land.... Let me feel and ease your pain..

Come...hurry.. and be in the shelter and the refuge of my arms,.
I will be the fortress that shield thee from thy enemies...
a thousand will flight from the left..
a legion that wish to descend thee..
Fear not...behold...I am here...No one will touch thee...

Oh.. bila nak sampai ni?

Bombshell ~ Fire in the hole

I had just received a call from Yik Loong. It is not ordinary for him to call me. The man is getting married on the May 14... vs mother's day. I guess there will be more to come this year. Just got to know that he is living in Taman Melawati. Damn close to my house.

Yik Loong.. Our Chief head perfect. We label him as batman. A man who pursue account and a typical steady builder in life. He works his way one step at a time. The first among all of us ex classmate to actually bought car out of his saving. A straight-forward man as we know him. Definitely not my frequency. However I always have a piece of everyone as I am the typical laughing stock.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

黑社会2

今天总巴中文之星放上了..刚才跑去看黑社会2以和为贵. 那个古天乐很有看头.其时做黑社会老大很不错.. $$ 和美女 左右丰收如海浪以朵朵....

Late update..

*The beloveth couple : How to make him to be romantic..? You can try Ctrl+Alt+Del in his brain and reformat the whole system and reinstall again lah.. Perhaps tha might do some good...

* da two songbirds in their spiritual high..

* After karaoke session, while waiting for Daniel and gf.. I manage to stalk this cute chick across.. power of 76 zoom.. if only I can be as steady as a tripod..

* Ice age figurine.. No one wanna crawl like Diego?

This two weekend had been karaoke all day long. Surprisingly was all the while in Times Square Neway...yet the interesting part is still the 4 "tanner". Last week was room 32...and this week room 9 which is bigger and better setup than before. Not in a mood to write now.. Too hot ler...

Monday, April 24, 2006

24..

I am now Jack Bauer of 24. I have less than 48 hours to either make it or break it. People been saying about chinese business people...but we still do business with them..why? price competitiveness.. I am no exclusion. But these day it is not as bad with some minor hiccup on the product.. Yesterday the hiccup occur.. I had to firefight now.. and not knowing whether I can find the spare parts or the root of the cause. I am now taking to my china counterpart. Murphy's law have better part of me today.

Let sidetrack other issues for the moment. yea, yesterday I had lunch with Raymond. The news is Leong Eng will be getting married of the 25 of November. So now I had two "brother" role to commit this year. Well, the situation with Leong Eng could turn out to be people worst than getting pregnant and get married. It could be real stress and disastrous.. such an interesting story.. Ahahaha.. If you are not ready to get married, it is better not to commit I guess. ahaha..speak for myself perhaps. Yea, f**king weird dream again yesterday. What is really the indication of the meaning..that is one thing I could that understand.. repetitiveness of the dream at different event. What I could not comprehend and does not bring meaning such thing as dream I shall not dwell. I hope there could be a quick fix answer to this.

Am still waiting answer from China... blurrrr


I had sms her the ask how is she doing. No answer. Yup for the second time now. Hmm... ok.. that's it..





Saturday, April 22, 2006

Encounter of the 3rd kind!

* Attach to my camera bag..

Yesterday I decided to laze around in the afternoon. And laze I am...I made my way to ONE U. Sadly, paper write 4pm..but the show started at 3.30pm.. So I make my way to Mid Valley.. Think of watching an international screen. Well, Gubra was just 15mins away. So there I goes.. get the ticket and get some snack from McD.. While I was sitting down to rush on my snack.. There came a white mat salleh. Putting a card and this key-chain. It is written in chinese, english and malay. Mute ppl and asking for donation RM5.00 for the key-chain. Well, I felt this is creative and I love the key-chain. I terribly know the wholesale price of this key-chain.. but this moment is interesting. Give him the RM5.oo and with a return smile. Nice thingy with bottle opener. Nice piece of collection. I want to see whether I can sublimate some prints on it..or I just leave it as it is.. Love the sound as it vibrate against the bag.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Finally.. Bai bai at the back of my sensor

* Half moon at f/11 , with optical and digital zoom up to 76x

Every countries has its rebel and tyranny which wander around and bother the communities. However should you be a rebel and a reknown tyrant and that doesn't bother the people around you. You are generally label as "so chai" or in an more imprudent manner " So hai". Now today we scrutinICE a little further to focus on a smaller community of Desa Petaling. Yes, we definitely has a ignorant rebel. As we label him in a more historic name... Mr. bai Bai... At last, I was able to get his shot without him disturbing me.

What he does and people pretend not to be bothered : -

1) Walking around with his ornament ( fake hp - aged calculator) and blast away walking around the neighbourhood ..the ABC mamak especially
2) Sit down on your table and share your thought.
3) Ask for RM 1.00 - happen to me...right on my face.
4) Drink the leftover of ppl.
5) U name it...

I was rather curious with the chaos going on in Solomon Island and wonder if Kong Yew is affected.. The riot target on the chinese business community. I was lucky to catch him on skype a moment ago.. They actually spent last night sleeping on a ferry anchored outside the town for safety. Both businesses next to their got attacked and one of them got burn down. I hope he is in safe hand with Shiao Shan together. The happily couple just got married on the FEB 18.

Recent shots...

* My Kindy photo... I am sitting on the front row...ekeke



This are some of my Japanese Occupation money. Some are being gasak by some friends and relative.. This is mine...all mine...Precious!!!! I got it from Melacca helping my pastor to shift some stuff from his mother-in-law house. Those day the in-law are actually quite a well-to-do Peranakan..Living in Jonker's street dude.. Some of my spoil is this .. Sam got a ukulele- very small version of guitar.,.usually four nylon strings.



This is da fan that was almost 8 years now. My first ex mum always got fan for her company lucky draw..This one landed in my house .. almost gonna give up anytime.. noisy but still beareable..

* The man who watch LOTR for many many many many times!
Gonna be a father soon.. How awesome!

* Some one got her Canon 350D.. terror..terror!!

I received an sms one night :-

" uncle tan!i'm on my way to florence.how r u?the SLR is controlling me.almost pain everyday and i'm like a mother.pampering it every second.shito!"

Padan muka! :p


*Da moon..not reALLy huge yet.. Wait till my 3x telephoto zoom arrived!

The past 72 hours

I slept for less than 10 hours for the past 72 hours. The sensation begins to sink in today... You need some rest man. It was lotsa running and getting work done and done it should be. But thank God for the internet which make much of my work easier these day. Now I lay myself to rest to really enjoy my blogging.

First, Congrats to Barca and hmm to Arsenal? Champions League is the culprit behind my sleeplessness. But Satan spell is broken with Barca taking the lead. I think I could pull few more hours..

Yesterday, me, mum and my aunt went over to granpa place. Yea, the house gonna be demolish real soon..probably in about a month time. I am gonna miss this place. So much of a memories...at least granma got to breath her last breath there. I ask aunt how long has this house been? Forty years at least... My youngest aunt bf was around.. Lim as we address him, all the way from Klang just to see my aunt. Nice guy from my opinion. Always with his smile.. The usual stuff was not there. Mum has not been to this place for sometime now eversince "the saga begins".. At least she came back to see my granny before she breath her last breath. Aunt still kept the silk I bought for granny. Granny got it tailored later and go around telling people I bought the material from Beijing. You can imagine how will people think your grandson tak berapa beli barang kat u ler? :P Aunt asked me had I ever seen my granpa photo before? Nope, never ever.. I was really curious..damn curious.. what could he look like? Heard he died of tuberculosis. Dad didn't talk much about it. When I was back to China in 97..I know where and who grave only up the hill. Use to be the other side of the relative had a chinese calligraphy book written by grandpa. Man, I heard he is a real scholar... Bloody good calligraphy you know. Me, I had to stay back in school to do my calligraphy because the teacher think that my cat wrote it. Well, that is how close I know about him..yea his handwritting is good. Aunt said granny kept his photo in her purse.. I really want to see it.. maybe he want to show me in the absentee of my current grandpa. People always ask why I am surname Tan and My other aunt and uncle is Goh. I really dun give a damn.. I believe in the brotherhood of man.. like the nigger. What I am more curious is there is photos of me when I am small...in lake garden. Aunt said will let me see once everything is more settle in the new place. Boy, am I glad? I wanna do some compilation of my own this time. Kinda late but at least I do capture some flashback.

Flashback..

I remember how this place use to be.. I love this place because there is tonnes of freedom here. I don't have to be jailed in that terrace house. I love to come back to granny house because there is freedom and I got friends here. Beautiful places.. How do you get here those day? Simple. Go past Kuen Ching Gal school..keep to your left.. and there is the entrance just 300 metres before the entrance to Thean Hou temple. Another 250 metres away...tar road will be at the end. U actually had to cross the road along the small river slanting...so u gotta walk like a snake along the riverside sandy walk. I just love it. Granny house is about 200 metres away.

Granny will make it two half boiled eggs and put in those typical porcelain cup with flower design. That is for breakfast. I will go around mixing with my friends around the neighbourhood then. The eldest of them all is "Fu Yen" ...I don't know what is that in hakka..used to square my eyebrow when I hear him speaking with his mum.. Her mum we used to call "chan sow" A very nice lady and use to gv me some stuff to eat at time. Then his husband is some fierce looking guy. But I got around easily with my cute little face ...hehe... and people call me " man man"...gosh I hate that name.. Some of my jokers buddies still coming around me with that name.. Then there was this Maggie who use to be my aunt close friend.. Really forget how she look like. Then behind my granny house which is now a temple use to be houses of two family. The most far right is the house of "Chee kong" sound like some virginity orgasm spare part yea... Chee Kong father is an ice-cream seller..those days ice cream vehicles are three wheels type ( *Ain't gonna get that anymore mossie:P ). His dad as I remembered is a horrible guy. Wack and quarrel with Chee Kong's mum all the time. Chee Kong younger uncle is a very devoted buddhist. Sit down and meditate most of the time. I really wonder what they got into that time. Chee Kong had two sisters..One elder and one younger. Elder one always took the blame.. The younger one is a super aggressive retard child. So you can imagine how the life of this family is like. Chee Kong's mum pass away some years ago. A week before she pass away, she actually told my granny that she dreamt of paper made houses and cars. Hmm..now I think she gotta watch DVD and astro from friend house. After she passed away, the family of course in a chaos. The last time I saw Chee Kong was some years ago during chinese new year. He was into some tourism stuff I heard in Sg. Life wasn't easy.. Of course I was always the object of comparison. Yea, the bad boy always give you extra topic on comparison. Chee Kong is quite close to me as we are almost the same age. I later understand why his moodiness at time.. Now the next door to Chee Kong is Ah Song's family.

Ah Song's family.. I still remembered them. One happy family. They live by selling vegetables in those lorry moving for area to area. Later they moved to Cheras. The last I saw Ah Song and wife last year during some relative son's wedding. Almost most of them in my category had got married. Hehe.. what can I do? They are still selling vegetables to these day. Their sons ..two of them ... The elder is older than me and the youngest is younger than me. Always the spoilt brat...cried to get attention ...the granny with the thick spec will always defend him.. Then her elder sister.. which I do not have total interest to know, coz my hormone has not evolve yet...far to early in the Jurassic age. Then as I remembered there is always a white elephant in their close. Huge fella.. I am always amaze why is that lollipop dangling and swinging from left to right. Sometime it give me that eerie feeling. I also remember that there is monkey being tied at tree near a kandang babi at the rear of the village. A bloody fierce type.. might just jaw out your balls.. Never ever get close at all. Then I also remembered me and Chee Kong set out one day to find the route of water flowing of the river stream. It was just a small hole galloping slowly fountain of water. How interesting...

Our favourite activities those day was to catch fish. Tadpoles are common.. man, aint this fella gonna be frog someday? that was years later only I realize from the textbook.. Then the common fish.. then also the "tongshat" the aggresive fish hiding in the muddy rock. It is not easy to catch..You gotta pook them.. and if kena bitten..sure deman one. So that is one of the best activities ever. Catch fish man.. I will sometime put that damn fish in the diesel tong which we use to get rain water. Granny and aunt will have headache every time I put tongshat inside it. They can be quite aggressive... making their way out should you do not cover them. Then there is well... yea.. we used to pumped water from a well not far away below.. Spooky again looking and how deep it can be and there are few houses actually get the same source of water from this well. My dad partner " fu yew" also live near the well. Never been to the house before.. as they are those typical hakka which leave me twisting my head of not understanding what they said. Later Fu Yen went and work and Singapore and Chee Kong sometime was busy with homework. Heard he went Singapore to do mooncake.

Back many years ago.. we had a well in our own house before we share the common well... that well have to be self-pump you know... But was left out after sometime.. Before Tenaga actually provide us electricity, we had to pump some gas lantern. You can see in everyone. You pour the minyak tanah in a hole.. and light match and the burning source at the centre.. pump and pump..letting out a hissing sound.. usually hang at the front door of the house..Enough to supply light to the living room. I sleep with granny and auntie. Her room also got this cute little lamp.. Light up and there is some "pretty" China lady pictures behind It. You really wonder who tell hell is this Shanghai bitch... ALso there is my photo hanging on the wall with another gal beside. Wonder who she is .. Amber Chia maybe? I can't wait to see some of the nostlagic photos later..

Beside our house is a rambutan tree. It does not bear fruits anymore. I remembered once during CNY, we actuallly twist the kingcat and throw up it up and got it hang on the tree.. Better than fireflies in Kuala Selangor. Talking about that.. wish to go there again..Now I can photo it with my FX30..

There are still enormous memories here.. gotta call it a day now on those memories.

I just paypal for my wide angle and telephoto lens..Hope it arrived before my trip up to Fraser's.. Finally I have give in to temptation. Anyway, you wanna be good in photography right?

I actually finish the whole tube of pringles and a litre of water as I finish this blog.. RM3.00 Promosi kat kedai runcit bawah. Not bad this sour cream and onion.


Tuesday, April 18, 2006

tRILLION cells in motion

Today I really really wish... really really really wish I kena lottery.

Pan Malaysian Pool Jackpot RM 16,000,000.00 in my account so that I do not have to work anymore. I have to work but this time I only walk walk stand stand.. yes, all my trillion cells are set to walk walk stand stand during that hours. I will only worked 4 hours in a day max. How about that? Dream on...you bet. How could we lost the dream ?

WHY?

It's really a tiring task... Yes... having to educate and throwing opinions at a bunch of people who are new to this product. Opinions and understanding or perhaps sharing is another thing.. Now being the soothsayer and making the precise decisions are where we cannot compromise. I make a very drastic choice today.. to go against the odd and hold the horse.. This is my role, fORgIVE me if you feel frustrated.
Beside there are tonnes of work to be done later in the afternoon.


Sad news..Jackson's mother pass away..I thought I could see her again during my next visit to Sandakan. Human are fragile like what the psalmist in the Bible said. Wither and fall.. Prayer and love to the family from me. May the Lord Bless you and keep you and your family and cause his face to shine upon you and your family. Amen.

Razi is into some interesting business. Sexual enhancement stuff. I have two pack for men and a pack of ten for ladies lying in my office now. Today he called me to ask how is it? Yeah...as though I have a target practise anytime. I wonder how this tissue thingy works... curious.. maybe I should call Mr. Andy to check on his status.. the guy who got more horny with his wife now pregnant after four months. I still trust my tongkat Ali and minyak lintah. All time man all time... Perhaps I should start my own minyak lintah business ...

Ladies and guys, interested? RM 10 per pack.. Give me a tinkle.

Then when I rehearse my FUCKERABLE phrase... You will smile and be damn proud of yourself.



Monday, April 17, 2006

I wish I could strangle him


* Macam ni?



* atau macam ni?

REndezvous with Destiny : What's like to be an 30 years old?

They say man mature at the age of 30 years old. Some says man should have until 30 years of age or else they will plow like a cow, stubborn like a donkey or ass, life is not your own..blah blah..:p


To a certain degree, I could had agreed with that. So what have gotten into me? It is quite true what I thought about was totally different from the past 5 years back.Its kinda like quantum mechanic rather than the usual paradigm shift. :P

"To be completely safe you must sit on the fence and watch the birds."
Orville Wright :p
*Sorrry..The Wright Bruder lose control of the plane and stick their tongue out


Yes, I had hesitate much before... This time I will not allow an inches of distraction to that.. The last 48 hours I caught myself by my own surprise. :P

"When I reach 40s, What will I look back and said about the past 10 years? " :P

There and then I have the answer. I am not gonna let it happen again... :P

I have loads of friends that has leads mediocre and life of grandeur. At the age of 30s, You either married or you are not.. If you follow the path of the Lord or should you safe some pennies on your condom, you sketch your destiny with surprises with either slightly early or perhaps its a good news that you discover new land like Christopher Columbus. :P

Me, like a wolf howling at night.. so groovy man.. so much groovy.. but the level of confidence is different this time. Good soldier never die, they just fade away. I know I will fade away .... :P

Tecker : Am fooooking tired sticking my tongue out man...
Remember Mr. Bean shaving his tongue? Remember he was doing the tongue and eyes paper sticking stuff to impress the boy in the plane?



Home..

ANOTHER summer Day,
Has come and gone away,
iN Paris and Rome,
I wanna go home,
Mmmmm

Maybe surrounded by,
A million people I,
Still feel aLONe,
I just wanna go home,
Oh I miss you, u know,

And I’ve been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
“I’m fine baby, how are you?”
Well I would send them but I know that it’s just not enough
My words were cold and flat
And you deserve more than that

Another aeroplane
Another sunny place
I’m lucky I know
But I wanna go home
Mmmm, I’ve got to go home

Let me go home
I’m just too far from where you are
I wanna come home

And I feel just like I’m living someone else’s life
It’s like I just stepped outside
When everything was going right
And I know just why you could not
Come along with me
That this is not your dream
But you always believed in me

Another winter day has come
And gone away
In even Paris and Rome
And I wanna go home
Let me go home

And I’m surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel alone
Oh, let me go home
Oh, I miss you, you know

Let me go home
I’ve had my run
Baby, I’m done
I gotta go home
Let me go home
It will all be all right
I’ll be home tonight
I’m coming back home

* You know who you are...

Friday, April 14, 2006

Attitude

I was spending some little time talking to Melissa, our mainland counterpart just now. There are still some find passion for Mickey & Minnie. I was rather impressed by the speed and their passion in handling customers oversea. I wonder what trigger then. As we were down to our details, I was balancing between profitability and customers wants and needs. Sometime I really cross my eye-brow... " So funny" was the usual phrase.. Now, what is so funny? Am I born pathetically a clown? Pretty chicks are sometime no brainer...disregard of me being in the center of the fence for sometime.

It was not until I told her certain issue that she begin to use that "so funny" again.. but this time it caught my attention. What is so funny? She told me : Customer is God. I almost took a backseat. I understand instantly what she meant by that. Yea, this is how foreign white has begin to sow their skills of trade to the new breed of the chinese...the best part is they comply and chew on it. Attitude says it all. What is in our mind will set it in motion.
A sudden paradigm shift like megaton laser shower over me. How sometime we take advantage or take things for granted. At least there are some new things to think about and keep me alert. That amaze me and make me happy.

Next, I am total P.O. with my Bali trip. The basic travelling idea : flights, accomodation and itenary.. All are so mess up. Wonderful, excellent... you want to start thinking about your itenary only when you reach Bali. Bali is by no mean a huge island. Stories of ppl being slaughtered left right center was everywhere. I hope you guys enjoy the trip. 1k burnt into thin air. However, I am not willing to burnt any extra $$ now.

Second, What is the fuss about wasting lotsa phone bills crap when you cannot produce all the relevant crucial informations for everyone.

Group Travelling rules for me now : -

no. 1 : Never commit at any cost even under great pressure if basic elements such itenary and accomodation and flight details are not present. You only burnt your unnecessary $$ and waste of time away plus tonnes of misinformation that leads to confusion and later lead to emotion tense.

no. 2 : Know clearly what you want and do not simply comply to avoid those crappy feeling.



Thursday, April 13, 2006

Staccato

Staccato..Staccato..Staccato..



On behalf of Boon.

KT,
www.randasia.com.my

Saturday, April 8, 2006

Tuesday, April 4, 2006

HEART brOken...

A quality display..Persistent paid off for AC Milan. It was really a stunning comeback and Inzahgi & Schevchenko had broke Lyon heart to the bottomless pit. Me and Daniel had set our heart to support Lyon... my reason, Houllier is Liverpool exboss... His reason, wanna keep Brandon and Ah Sian quiet for awhile.. Ah Sian is totally a Italian player impersonator. Dress with his AC jersey and hairband to lock up his long hair.. Brandon,forever spitting his mockery on Spanish teams..

Hours before that, I had another call... "Call u back.. watching tv." Yea..no one will ever tear me apart from Keen Eddie. Being a good samaritan I did gave him a call. After all he is such a decent young gentleman. If I only possess his care and gentleness.. stop being a napet damn it.

Our boy had a makeover recently. Blazing 15%Magenta + 65%Yellow + 5%Cyan hairdo.. Burn 400 over bucks of Timberland shoe/Boot.. Few hundred bucks of shirts.. * should get Bryan Adam & Barbara Streisand CD ~ on it loud dude.. I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE.

" What is that restaurant at the end of the road heading to Ampang. The wooden one..?"

" Roadhouse Grill is it?"

" ahhh..any other recommendation?"

" EMM...ah..Alexis.. I think she should like it."
* Opposite got that The Bangles.. mana u tau order nanti... ? ekeke

ME..This is how I will get away with 1 Solid Grand : -

1. Pertama Complex stylo & macho boot RM 160.00 Max
2. Pertama Complex jeans - Dockers/Levis RM 150.00 or Wrangley RM 90.00
3. Snail casual long sleeves RM 60.00
4. xyz short sleeves ( Durban/KOKODAI) RM 100.00
5. Official world cup jersey RM 65.00
6. Benetton Sport Eu de toillettiii RM 120.00 or Bodyshop Kistna RM 90.00
7. Whole day watch movie x 4 show RM 40.00
8. The Ship/La Carissta/TGIF RM 50.00
9. NBT RM 50.00
10. Safe that extra bloody for 3 years hair cut RM 205.00

Stylo, I had feedback from DCM. Take a look. Still digesting the advise. I had something cooking in my head...Project kokodai hunter . I don't think the memory card gonna be enuff for us at the end of the month. Don't worry.. I got a plan... ehehe

Got ppl merajuk liao.. siii liao.. jia lat liao.. bo tang kiew liao.. dong guo sui luuu....colder than ice..ice ice baby...and I see your true color...shining through.. Y9ur true c9l9rs are beautiful..like a rainbow..

To you all.. That day suddenly a name came into my mind.. John Dunbar.. then yesterday I recall it.. Ok..wanna guess guy.. Its a movie... I want the movie title and the person who play John Dunbar. SMS me.. A treat to Saravanan Bhavan! Siapa cepat, dia dapat!

This is creative selling : -

My customer just sms me an IQ question : Who is the world fastest running man?

My sms replied : ASAFA POWELL

His replied : <> or msytery of the mind/brain
Everything depend on the big brain wisdom to manage our stuff, Do you know this technique?
China Assembly Hall 7.50PM 12/4 eNTRANCE fee RM10 0122637691

Mr. Chong, cut sticker and hardware shop not enuff ah... event management pulak...

Disturbing call..

Time is finally not on my side. Why now?

Broken arrow. Who have not anticipate it? It just happen to be my turn.

I hope I am able to conglomerate some distinction here. After all this will be my final handle with the establishment. I really really hope it won't be too long this time.

Cuudo..

PriceRinggitSlaughter House

aFter Much condemnation and much nursing of wound... The title for the blog below has take a new label as refer above..

Monday, April 3, 2006

PriceRinggitScooper House

* Do I really I it?

Last night I really wanted a haircut. The time is 8:15 by the time I decided to call it a day. To rush back to my regular indian barber will be a very long journey and they be close already. So I was really anxious to try out the hair saloon few blocks away. I just want a regular hair cut. yes..a regular haircut. Well, from one lead to another at the end. The massage was good and was everything was cool until pay the bill part.

Hair wash ( gonna cut it anyway) + face wash + maskkkkk + Hair blow thingy + 15 mins of face massage + 15 minutes of back massage + hair cut = RM 158.00

VS.

10 to 15 minutes of hair cut at indian barber = RM9.00

I CAN ACTUALLY 158/9 = 17.5555666 times of hair cut in the indian barber.

Suppose I go 5 times a year.. That will give me a span of 3 years ++ of hair cut in my regular indian barber.

Now, Let do it this way : -

30 minutes of facial and body scrub and 60 minutes of massage at Bangsar = RM 95.00

then I will shoot down to Midvalley perhaps A Cut Above or some 8 minutes cut = RM 15 - 30

Kim Gary or Mc Donald RM 10.00-15.00

Movie at RM 10.00

Misc RM3 parking and RM5 Petrol

HMMM... 158.00 should be me a much satisfaction if spend this way.

Sunday, April 2, 2006

Papparazi ~ il bello donne...bellisimo!

* One of the shooting point ~ Rum Jungle

It is FUN to learn a few tricks about night shooting. Being the cameraman, there will be three reaction from the ppl.. First curiosity. Second follow by either MAD, SAD or GLAD. In this case, glad dominate the majority tonight. I had always had dejavu with Peter or something. He is in Rum Jungle.. Itu orang kuat jangan main-main. a decent politically correct figure and don't mess with him. He must be shock to look at me.. "hey! Ain't you suppose to be.." kinda look. Having him in the control give us much better access to the overall crowd if not now perhaps the future.

There is one chick that caught my attention during the shooting period. I am not about to hesitate to take the number.. My bruders all might label me as shookchoon..but what the heck.. I just cannot tolerate or accept going out with women smokers. But she had this nice figure.. it will be my personal "orbs" collezioni!
Dan Brown used to ask me a few times : " Are you a boob MAN ? " africana lingua franca

Boob man? Hmm.. to a certain extend yes.. Not too overzealous about it. After all, what can a humty man do? Right mink? Should you step on our soil again mink... I WILL personally get u a nipple tosser from the Hepner empire.




Finally..My almost proud shot!



















When Pablo Picasso was ask which is the best drawings that he has drawn so far..
His answer is : " The next one.."

I took this...morning after watching matches between Barca Vs Real Madrid. A friend of mine claimed she even made it her wallpaper. Ain't my snobbish face look like chicken backside now?
I hope I could be like Picasso.. the next better shot to come.