yOU GUAI..

Zhou Xun is one cute and pretty gal that I will not tired looking at...not when she is totally quiet... her expression does speak in its own way but in come in the whole package..that means not like some ppl where their eyes can speak to u... yes her eyes does speak but she gotta conglomerate with her other facial expression to extend that wonder of meaning. So this is the uniqueness of her.

However it is not this that I fall for.. It is her way talking ...yes... I like her talk.. not that type that so deeply that can give my heart to her... like those soldiers in the movie that will give their heart to her lah. She does represent as your next door neighbour SYT that has grown up and oredi just got married 2 - 3 years but she still stay with their parent.. One morning you wake up and see her squatting down diligently washing clothes with running water from the tap...However that split second of 16:9 is still the same her that is of 15 years ago. That you surely cannot lie!!

yET, you cannot own her as your wife.. else she will turn her possessiveness into obsession. That you surely cannot lie but you choose to lie to yourself.

Ok.. as the movie goes, I think this screen is particularly looking as another marketing material movie. Not that the C.G. is bad enuff.. but it is so secular popularist movie that it the next 30 seconds scene become damn predicatable. Luckily most of these actors does carried their roles pretty OK I guess.

nOW... the story is largely about "yu guai".. fell in love with a general which of course got wife oredi lah. So u know lah the yu guai eyes sure beh tahan one. There the tug of war begin lor. blah blah blah.. until the love-conquer-all-unselfishly touches the yu guai and blah blah blah.. You figure out the rest lah..

The yu guai need to eat human heart in order to maintain it skin from peeling off... luckily not testicles..or else Mr. Lim will joyfully ask the yu guai to take the extra one away.. as refer to the entry blog below..

hmmm...come to think of it.. just make it clear in your head...as sometime you go to sungai wang or nite place clubbing areas.. There are lotsa chicks which you don't see them in other places.. They always lepak in sungai wang and like no need to work like that. Sometime you really ask..where does this chick come from? How come most of them can be only found in Sungai Wang are or nite joint..

Now with this movies.. I had a theory.. maybe most of this pretty gals are just pure yu guai...who knows?

Think again..at night clubbing places also what.. u do ask them mana ini orang semua mari punya. So when the pickup line came.. they usually said or place or hotel tumpang sanasini. Actual fact is they live in Gua Musang.

Take for examples, four chicks went to the bar and bistro and they lepak at the bar table.. Then they used their charm and magical spell to smoke here and there.. Those weak one will sure kena kaw kaw... automatically you will go talk to them and ask for hp number or msn or QQ or skype.. icq...

What worst when you actually married a yu guai..for years in the brightly lit moonlite.. u sings ALL4one I'll make love to you when you want me to.... when in actual fact you are fucking a jungle fox or waterfall spider or muddy leeches...

No you cant said you make love to a jungle fox.. you actually fuck'em all...

So when you on your next quest for one nite stand ; tell it to the bitch that you want to fuck her...sorry.. fuck it till kingdom come.. sure that yu guai will pussyliciously wet for u..

Come to think of it also.. the angmoh should be the one that also discover yu guai... they always said fuck you ...you bitch... !!

gIVE SOme thought about it.. You should already suspect it when she look 27 and told you study in Taylor or whatever college.. Please Mr. Lim.. I am not pointing finger at u!!