Monday, September 1, 2008

In respond to Princess Amidala

Hatesssssssssssss
Things that I really hate:
1) Sudden changes of plan for a trip or activities that am looking forward to (unless those am not keen). Find eat not easy.

2) People who said 'I'll call u back' but never do (yeah, just remembered someone called me in the midst of my tuition session just now and said he will call me again but he never, u know who? yes, u!) you you you...only u got tuition meh? i also VIP u know.. I manyzer u know!!

3) Some 'gentleman' that always ask a girl (me, yes me...) to fetch him whenever there's an outing that includes him... Ur Kenari consume less petrol mah.

4) People who has no patient (do i spelled it correctly) to shop with me. Ok lah..I learned from Derrick oredi. That fella give Touleisa RM500 to spend.. I double up. also refer to number 12 for finishing answer.

5) Jerks that made up stories hopefully the ppl will ghost beat ghost (guai tar guai).... we just want to dig out the ghosts oni lor.

6) Super stingy ppl especially men that will collect back every single cents that he paid earlier (come on lar, round it up lar...if it is RM5.20, u wanna take that 20 cents oso altho he/she has no change??) Refer to number one above.


7) Boring ppl that has no conversation or talk something that he/she will laff oni.... ??? I thought that is CSS...

8) Expect ppl to sacrifice everything in order to make him/her feeling happy and comfortable...(hey, there will not be 365 days honeymoon lar...) u say u will give me hang fook one?... Of course they will not be 365 days honeymoon. The earth actually spinned at 365 1/4 day per year to be precise.


9) Accuse ppl for saying or doing something that he/she has no idea bout it at all... Eric Clapton song goes " Before you accused me, take a lot at yoursef." If your idea what is all about then it wont be call accusation. Its a premonition judgement.

10) Purposely talk so loud in the public to catch ppl's attention (faker!) It's not loud, the volume is just a bit high only.

11) 2 faces, can be gd infront of u but a poisonous scorpion behind u... U are lucky lor.. If I am four face then, no time to layan you coz lotsa ppl come see me for help and number.

12) Talk 1 but do 2 or talk something not from his/her heart...
.....too long too list. To be continue next time... Mahathir, Pak Lah, Anwar, Najib also like that one lah.. u also talk 1 then do 2 lor..to be contine next time..so long jor..

Sorry har.. super boring Monday afternoon. Just doing some polishing on my sarcasm homework but the month material not yet arrive so temporary take urs as sample can? If you find such plagiarism disturbing hor..pls send a formal report to the blog owner and it will be remove with the next 48 days.

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