I came home and straight went to bed yesterday nite. hELL, cilaka ppl keep calling me ler. WTF..
XXX : Tomorrow morning want to borrow tripod ler.. my darling wanna bring me to countryside..
* Last minute wanna play romantic...kanasai...
YYY : Ah Boon...yumcha ah...Boon... hah...Yi kar keor tim ah? fan kao?
* Tiuniasing..dint i tell u i got ride tomorrow meh?
XXX : sms ...tomorrow fine dining at blah blah.. blah...
* Pasal makan..some of my cronies could never cease to amaze me.
AAA : Ah Boon ah....
* Customer called me at this time!! What time liao.. anyway I told my customer you could called me 24/7...padan muka..
IT took awhile only for me to settle in to sleep.. somemore dunno who came to my house tonite.. got ppl downstair bising only lah. However, I did wake up a few time ler.. Any by 2.00 am oredi woke up...
Then 2:45am... tiu... no need to set the alarm also lah..
Then I took my sweet time get everything ready..berak..blah blah.. no shit lah so early.. only some gases ania..
So set sailed at 3:18am.. It was surprisingly a smooth ride.. I take it easy mah... Anyway, tonite I wanna kautim the setapak-Klang jetty-setapak route. Right now I could quite comfortably pacing myself oredi and crucial to play around with your energy for the long run lah.
So without much panting.. I reached Subang interchange Federal Highway at 4:20am.. Then something happen lah.. Uh-oh..immediately it reminds me of Donald Duck saying that.. Uh-Oh..
I told Koh I had some issue shifting the last 2 gears ler.. so this morning it became severe...
until there there were tak tak sound every few pedals. Kinda like slipping chain or gear? Could it be the hud...I dunno..whatever it is ...I know I could not continue..I almost wanna reached the first tol after Subang oredi..
So reverse lor.. but luckily no need to MTB..mari tolak basikal lah. However it was a nuisance I tell you to pedal this kind of speed...18 - 20 is like ripping your joy and ejaculate the boredom in you to the max.. then some annoyance came in...$@$$# sabar sabar..every dog has it days.. Today I am one....
pedal pedal....tak tak...pedal pedal pedal....tak ...slip... So reached home before 6am lah.. there goes my planned ride.
Anyway, Saturday wee hour in the morning you could spot some interesting thing..
First the mat rempits.. if catch them one go..they have to queue from Dang Wangi Police station to Chow Kit road. So I saw one pair of rempit couples trying to screech bunga api from the exhaust by rubbing it against the road. Maybe we should add one to the bike as well.
Then you have those indians and foreign workers tampaling the road to give you extra shocking treatment along Federal Highway.. then you have lotsa lotsa ppl hanging out at mamak...today the badminton is going live...and ppl with notebook wifi at mamak.. after clubbing chatting.. then outdoor karaoke also got.. wow.. then couple slowly drive in the car.. u know lah one hand at steeting the other hand goes where lah.. ahahah....
Keruntuhan akhlak.. I still recall this phrase in school... no more use liao..aging liao this phrase. Its not easy for chainis to pronounce you know.. keruntuhan got an R in it... this is where my malay frens use to tease me to said RRRR... ....aahhhhrr... kaninia.. Then the word akhlak.. akh is so arab one.. u know lah... the sound.. when both this combine.. how lah dey...
Ok.... so what else is interesting.. many cars going home right after Friday nite.. and the best part is seeing some drunk fler stop their car near the bus stop and vomit away.. imagine if I would kicked them in their face while they vomitting.. ahahha..that would be a good laugh...
Then I saw some have to stop their cars and sleep ... maybe sober by 11am ...?
Then there are pondan, ah kuas... old pros by the road side..which turned your best appetite into anaroksia-prone-to-be... Lotsa motorist stopped by and nego with them.
Then there are also some old elderly uncle and auntie tours to maybe makan trip ala sembahyang tokong.. or some other interesting events that slow them from kicking the buckets.
At least some of this unusual stuff could console me a little bit lah.. from being agitated that I could not set to finish what I planned this early morning...well, always there is another day...soon..
Sampai Banting ke porkshop ke tempat pembuangan sampah no hal brudda, janji kayuh.
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