This afternoon somebody called me up to pick him get is car lah. It's Mr. Kelvin...it is not ordinary for him to ask ppl to do such act as he is the type that does not like to trouble ppl lah.
Whatever it is it got to be perculiar enough.. No question ask of course. After the Raya makan makan in the office, I popped by his house to pick him up, and his wife also came along lah..
So upon masuk my car they oredi asked my I must be curious why I din ask them why Elaine cannot fetch him to get car ...blah blah....
Damn kau potong one sometime this couple. So tasteless..no surprises.. how lah dey? Should keep quiet and not broke the ice. Maybe tat's really reflect who they are in life...ahahaa...
Nevertheless..they are getting their BMW today..!! Yes.. I am talking about Bavarian Motor Works.. yaaahhh... iT'S German...YAAARRRhhhh... It's a recon Japanese M Sport series lah.. 320 series..
So we left to Old Klang road near Kinrara area to get the car. The rain was damn heavy man. So his heart pik pok pik pok also cannot get in yet..before that we had hakka mee...that fella was so full of joy..just like accepting Jesus Christ into his life for the first time.. so sweet the face..just like that.
It's a cross link of navy blue 80 % and sky blue 20 % kinda colour.. I dont know what its call.. :p But the sport rims with the BMW logo is damn stylo lah of course. The number plate also belum lekat. It still have that socket to put on the Japanese plate there..maybe its a prove that it is a Japanese one u know. Wonder who the original owner is? Sometime you might never know it's an old man happen to be eating gyoza and driving in this BMW and caught cardiac arrest in the midst of Shinjuku junction.. So the police report was always accompany with the car and definitely it can't be sold in Japan with ease and Some A.P. fella caught hold of it at a very lucrative price.
So if Ah Hia Kelvin feel like eating Japanese delicacy while driving.. then time tp pay Four face Buddha a visit real soon.
So Bro. Kelvin stated clearly that the Japanese spec is 100% made in Germany, while those C&C Malaysia are 60% Germany and 40% local parts. I must admit after seeing so many local assembly car and direct CKU or CKD whatever.. there is some fine details and finishing different.. Talking between being rich and opulent is 2 different things.
Frankly, for me I like the look of the 1 series though I havent sat in one before..
....me.. after 6 months with my faithful saga.... I think at least something to praise about Proton on this one.. yea.. I mean so far for 6 months lah..ahaha..
So Mr Kelvin and Ms Elaine.. Have fun driving..
If someday, you kena kaw kaw pokai because of the car..just remember.. it's a Black Mail Wealthy
Someday, there are lotsa chicks surrounding your car.. just remember.... Bring More Women
Someday, your husband dont come home and raise suspicion... remember.. Beautiful Mistress Welcome
Someday, your wife drive the car and start to boost how many racquets she sold.. just remember... Big Mouthed Women
Someday, when you cant even piss straight in the toilet, just remember... Bang More Women
Someday, when your wife just prone to shaking your cock and not riding it.. just remember... Bila Mau Wank
Someday, when you sent your car to chapalang ah chai workshop to do cheap cheap but cannot repair and must send back to BMW workshop.. just remember.. Big Money Works
Someday, when you had the hell of a ride and share the same fate as the young fellas burnt alive their car near Phileo Damansara...just remember... Bavarian Murder Weapon..
Someday, when your wife left you alone with your car... dont worry..just remember...Be My Wife
or Best Men Wife
Someday, when you ride faster than the Honda Civic and SLK..just remember.. Best Men Win!!
Someday, you are crying and piss drunk cursing in your car.. just remember...Bring More Worries
Someday, not too far in the future.. you car keep on broken down and you just keep reaching out to the rear of your back side.. just remember... Banyak Masuk Workshop, Broke My Wallet...
and the ultimate Brutal Money Waster...
hmm...someone gonna comment on Proton reaaaal soooooonnn....
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