Weird encounter..

Valentine day has just pass. Just came back after a buffet dinper ler.Before that, I had a very early fine dining dinner. Its been awhile since I fine dine. Some old classic prone to be place for the joneses.. I was invited by this stranger who claimed to know me through a friend of mine ler. This call only come about before noon time ler. I thought it was some prank call done by the monkeys to inflict vengeance on me. However this friend of mine which she claim to know is definitely not the type of person who played cranky joke.

Such an opulent place had the guard look at me squarely at my Proton Tsunami.. This is a prototype brother! Eventually the guard offered to park my car as he heard I am a guest of Ms. Xxxxxxx. I resisted the offer and this prototype has not been tested by any Tom, Dick or Harry.

I was thinking to myself even as I walked to the foyer. Well, even this might be a stupid prank or date with a western pork chop…have no fear…at least u have finally dine at this CSN. With my jeans and FOS t-shirt…I certainly draw much attention to the crowd. So what! I am the famous chef from Cheras….dun u know me..ahaha…

My date had not arrive ler. I was actually a little too early as to escape Mr. Chia holding me back before he even came back. Then at 6.10, someone called me….
”Hi! Kien Boon… “

“Hi…errr… Xxxxxxx…”

“ Don’t have to pretend, u know my name by hard now…”

“ Hee” Loyar buruk punya pompuan

“ You look much thinner than on TV” flattery…flattery..flattery…

“ Yea.. coz they have to shrink my size into that square box…so I look flat…even worse if you have a plasma tv!” consolation..consolation…

The usual bird talk went on…

“ So how do u know so much about me?” curiosity kills the cat!

“ I read your blog….” Was she not surprise?

“ You are kidding me lady.. Few have been chosen to read my blog… “ I dig & dug…maintaining my gesture..

She smiled…

Bloody nincompoop!! Who is that imbecile that has break the bond of the fellowship of the ring?

It was a fun chewing some piece of her joke. She is good at that… but it still din ring a bell!! Holy bloody cow!!

I finally excuse myself at 9.00 telling her that my buddies din know about this date with her. So I gotta rush over to another gathering..

She empathetically resign from the fact and let me leave in a noble manner…

Alas, The rules of the game is there is no rules… who the heck is this? Well, for the first time I would just let it be.. Do not tempted to dig further ler….

Just before I arrived home, she sent an sms :-

“ How’s was ur gathering?Was it fun?Hope I din knock at the wrong time.”

How to reply… Let me think first.. Sms later ler…

She had the virtues of a lady and sweet slow-mo voice. Nice pretty lady which is too good to be true. Whoever is it that could have crack such an arm and a leg expense joke on me. Keep it cool dude… keep it cool..

Let the wheel of fortune take it place ler...