Babelfish-like conversation

Now here is a conversation strike between me and one of the supplier from China.. kinda cute.. it is already a big hurdle and "revolutionary" for the PRC in their Chinglish.. Is there such word?

David says:

hi

kienboon says:

hi david

how are u?

David says:

I am fine.thanks

and you ?

kienboon says:

not too bad

David says:

Your body to restore it?

kienboon says:

sorry.. body to restore?

David says:

Some time ago, you were not sick?

kienboon says:

oh yea.. was sick for 2 weeks

bad..

recover now

bad weather

David says:

Yeah the body is the capital of the revolution.

kienboon says:

yea... like mao zedong

David says:

Too hot to be sick. Heat stroke.

I actually understand what body to restore mean ..a direct translation from chinese lah..

Perhaps mao zedong was awaken a bit for me to associate him with capital that is so close to revolution..

Cultural revolution..anyone?