Friday, January 23, 2009

Dog's poo is now Uncle Choy business...

A friend of mine was googling to search for my tv ad ler.. and he bumped into the star sms your view... and I thought it was hilarious : -

"Dogs and poo

To dog walker, I wish that my neighbours in bkt rimau who own dogs emulate yr good hygiene ethics.

What irks me is dog owners who bring their dogs to poo on d grass verge outside my hse. Y can’t they do that outside their own hse?

Uncle Choy of TV ad pls educate d viewers on hw 2 b considerat pet owners. NO Pet poo in public places n no in ppl’s compnd oderwise no end 2 complns."

DA LINk : - 

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/1/24/focus/3107787&sec=focus


Seems like this CNY Uncle Choy need to deal with animals with nincompoop owner beside than advising ppl on road safety and fortune blessing. Even the gods are not spare from recession..juggling few jobs at one time.. :-P

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Happy Chinese New Year

The year is coming to an end now.  Chinese New Year is here. I am in my room and minutes ago there were some tongue lashing between my father and my brother. I just couldn't be bothered. 

My mum and dad have not been talking for like 2 weeks now. I wonder what is the story this time? I have been seeing this kinda stuff when I was small. and one day I tell myself to just numbed and dont fuckin' care anymore. So United Independence Movement of Boonuhkau for some years and until I found a gf..then things need to be adjusted..and I am single again and my second relationship being the longest and it was rather awkward at that time..* oh.. my mum is crying downstair again... each with their story to tell.  I wonder should I get married, how the hell am I gonna get them together? So incredible!! 

So I thought this is one piece of shit about family that I can't do much about. Maybe blame it on my ignorant that have been engrave in me like a steel that is burnt to hard... I think my parents are hard headed ppl. My father is a rigid old take advantage of family shiitoo and that what my mum see it.. yea..to a certain extend I agree ler. My mum.. u shoot an arrow and be prepare for battalion of army marching your way. 

So slowly I just kept quiet and obey.. When my dad came back... one of the piss me off thing is that he took away my beloveth bed..the one that is precious to me and change it with this piece of less than 10 cm thick single bed mattress shit. WTF..so the element of communication was not there..this is facist..not even communist. 

Then one afternoon my bike just lesap like that.. 

I think I have been doing so far so good just keep quiet and obey..ahaha.. it's not exactly the best way to deal with it but at least that create a mutual peace. can only wish upon the stars! ahaha..Padan muka.. 

aNYWAY, every family has its tale.. 

oK..Yasmin did it again with the new Petronas ad. I wonder why my father's fren's son havent come out any ad yet.. his one with message and hilarious too. 

Yasmin is one director that show a new directions to film making here. Unfortunately some of her "contemporary" ideas and presentation could not be accepted here especially in my opinion the malays. But of course lah..dia kan Melayu..sure her advances will put some handfolding of some Cube square believers of how malay Islam should be. Yet, Yasmin bold statement and her passion with that comfort message has always warm the local crowd. Thanks for paving the road..though some might not agree. 

It's been few years now I love Petronas ad. It is so much better than watching tv program at time and sometime during new year.. I always anticipate it in front of the tv. Sometime I wish someday I could be in the Petronas tv ad because I like emo power stuff in those short clips.  Maybe I should do some short movie myself... :p 

Click below for the new Petronas CNY ad.. ahaha.. look who's the familiar fler saying dont want siham...ahaha..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-M1rZAYMM0

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Good Morning Mr. President

We have a new President of America. Many said that Walt Disney does not survive to see Disneyland but he already has seen it way before it was done.. Martin Luther King Junior and the world might never thought too soon of a black to become the President of America. It's often now taking opportunity and exploits that wins and not solving the problem first. 

Gaza could lay to rest for awile. The Israeli soldier to hold their breath and be back away from the frontline. The star of David is still flying high. Almost everyone want to condemn has wipe off Israel. This ages long between the God cHosen one and the rest of the gentiles of the world has been a war wage of no end. The Israeli has sent forth a warningh that it will not tolerate any retaliations in tonight news. As one of the most hatred race and yet ironically the one that rule the current from behind the curtain. It's kinda like MAFIA of the world that owns the MAFIA world and yet they own the police and the government at large. Its not just Suprano...alto,  and baritone too.  

Now the 4 most interesting questions on earth gotta be : -

1. who am 1?
2. why am i here?
3. where will be after i tapau?
4. who kill JFK?

You should smell something fishy now as I often link the death of JFK to the Jews which is partially responsible. Well, I dint say the whole entire clans of the Israel but mainly the Jews that runs the daily affair of the world. 

Christian and Islam. Such a beautiful relationship that could almost share the same Mighty One sometime ago. Lets us talk in open context here. History text ok. Not the abandon of faith. Atheist boring subject I know..but without religion Atheist are long dead. They need religion to proof their capacity and reasons for their being. Ok... Tom Cruise of sciencetology could never understand that..Sciencetology see world religion and atheist as a myth where the mirror of it see it that way too. 

Right, to make the lovely story more refine.. scholars have dozens of questions between the faith of Islam and Christianity that only often set fire the motions of convictions of the believers. Fire that is so caught up with its enthusiasm that the line could not be cross..

Over the next two months, whatever Obama adminstration decide, it could not be sloppy or gain any preconceive ideas how things need to be done. 

Precision and firm foundation is what it takes now. How would the first lady played her role is ultra important. Obama has definitely some bags of tricks coming up ..who could help role play and perfect the stage is pretty interesting. 

Oh...by the way, what shape and form opinion for UMNO are largely the responsible of the media although local one has lost its credibility as pro-government.. Now Keep talkING UMNO. 

Frankly, I hate to see MCA or UMNO going down as its has been powerful engine that shape Malaysia for decade now. How many bad and good bananas in there? 

Oh..as Malaysians..what boil you since 8th March last year? 

I love pHOTOHUNT..but hunting on myself?

I love photohunt...those day when I was in arcade.. I could not miss this as it is so damn brain teasing..as you are fighting with times.. 

But I saw this in Facebook...courtesy and nicely cut and photograph by Mr. Derrick from China DAILY ler.. WTF... ME IN PHOTOHUNT  man!! This is fuckin' hilarious!! It's last week Ministry of transport safety campaign launching....

maybe they should do stripe poker next??!! I am just too sexy for that.. :p

Monday, January 19, 2009

2nd Genting Sempah ride

It was again another day of defying sleep but I don't feel deprieve until after the ride lah..

The meeting up was at 7.00am and I slept at 4.30am after the night ah yat dinner and lubbing at autumn. I woke up at 6.30...two hours of sleep.. how does that sound?

I wasn't really tired because the determination of breaking the old record last week was there. I thought I could clock something like 1:15 mins or less.. 

So the usual roadies and some new flers that join was damn ahead of us. I rode at my own pace with Koh slightly behind. As usual he just ride according to his own pace. So I tell myself if I would to set new record then the ride to the tower at 12km stretch I should shave the minutes before that. Because the last 4km upward to the top is tormenting shit. 

So it was a huff and puff ride and seems today there are less ppl coming here for riding. I wonder why. I managed to cut a few riders and some could be first timer here to kill themselves.. and of course they are veterans roadies which zoom pass you in split second. I wonder how do I fair in a roadbike anyway. 

However the over exert before that seems to backfire a bit and causing me to lose ground at certain flat area after the tower.This time my legs begin to take the sore and stiffness.. damn those lactic acids must be. I knew this is no good when I reach the top.. going down sure will begin to feel the soreness.  

Start at 7.35am and reach the bengkel at 8:55am.. That was a few minutes slightly better than the previous one but with crazy overkill which is no good. I employed a real disastrous strategy which now I learn. 

Anyway, there were lotsa Cervelo rider today. Must be the gang that meet up. One uncle in the roadbike actually leave Taman Melawati and reached Hospital orang Asli in just 25 mins. Damn and from Hospital orang asli way up is just 40mins. That's a total of 65 mins while for me MTB rider need 80 minutes to start from Hospital orang asli.. when we start riding, he was spending his 15 mins at home lepak or whatever from Taman Melawati. That is one awesome ride man!! 

My goal for Genting Sempah ride is to achieve Sub 60 and sub 50 mins.. That is lotsa dedication and hard work to do.. 

I realize in order for me to finish the plan ride before the half year runs out. There will need to be lotsa dedications and determination. Now that is a new challenge for me and its exciting!! 

Let's see how I fair..Time will tell.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Link to my Uncle Choy CNY tv ad on youtube

Here is the three MOT JKJR CNY ad on youtube, thanks to innovate2009 for uploading :-

1) Rear Seat belt MANDARIN VERSION


2) Motocyclist wearing helmet BM VERSION


3) Pedestrians with kid crossing road MANDARIN VERSION 


I haven't really seen the Bahasa Malaysia version on TV yet...ahaha.. 

Ma' Birthday gift..

at last my birthday gift...ahahha... love this U-BOAT watch..as huge as I am.. ahaha..

stiLL remember the movie DAS BOOT back in the old days.. which is U-BOAT lah.. 

I just love the theme song.. here is it in youtube :- 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snnwjoToN-8

Friday, January 16, 2009

The press on the launching

* This is Oriental Daily Paper today ler... see.. I actually enjoying clowning and monkeying here.. Hope they will pay a little bit extra for my peanut pay pleazzzz... This pic was the same with The STAR today as well... dint check out the other paper ler.... being an avid photographer has its own set of sick posing as well. :p

I went to Central Plaza at Jalan Sultan Ismail yesterday morning for my make-up. Joey my make-up artist was doing another location shooting which is at the 27 floor.. So went in and look for Joey...wow....so many many angmohs here...in fact all are angmohs..the shooting ppl right to the whole crews except some few locals ppl lah.. 

Heard it was a apple box productions house job..damn!! They pay few times more to talents I heard.. hope I can get some job from them someday...! It was a shot in 27th floor with lotsa angmohs..Joey said it was a ad which suppose to potray it in Switzerland.. WTF.. 

So after kautim my makeup with the extra hair and mouthache and beard...off I went ler.. Joey did quite a good job and most people in Sentral Station thought it was real when I was with my normal sloppy attire... 

It was a long wait for Dato Seri Ong Tee Kiat ...12 something oni that fler arrive.. Lotsa VIPs excort that fler... I was given the priviledge ler by the cops and bodyguard.. iMPOSTER has its advantage yea.. So escort that fler till the Komuter and the KTM flers actually stop one of the commuter train to let the minister to give out CNY goodies. Cameras were flashing all over.. Use to be I am one of those ppl flashing.. It was fun though.. and passengers and passerby demand to snap photos. Some koreas and other angmohs which arrived thru this gateway also want a piece lah.. Sure want them to have good memories lah.. then later have to play catch up with Tee Kiat... 

blah blah blah.. and the crowd was actually informed of the launching at 9am and there were not enuff time to informed them it was actually 12pm lah..ahaha.. so u got a bunch of unhappy figures too I guess. Nevertheless, when the launching start.. I was on stage again to hand over the so call 3 devices to kick start the campaign.. Then again another replay of live of the campaigns outside at the traffic area...all cheoreograph before hand yesterday. So it was quite fast lah the programme with JKJR director general Mr. Suret Singh explaining most of the stuff to Dato on what other better measures to enhance the safety on road. I lebih lebih again clown to the max lah.. That is what I need to do basically. Then me later ended up with giving mandarin oranges to the passerby and commuters around Sentral Station.. 

Yahoo!! ended before 1.30 pm.. and I called back Dinesh ler.. after some discussion..we decided to go for a movie Bedtime stories instead of going for massage. I am slowly losing interest in massage lately.... what happen ler.. ? 

So as I was talking to Dinesh at the sideway, I was a van opening up and man!!! It was durian seller flers.. Load of it.. Guess what? I think my craving of such desire lead me to this !! ahahah.. bought RM10.00 ler..ehehe.. and off I went to MBO for movie with Dinesh.. It was a fun movie to watch. Ever since don't mess with Zohan..Adam is rather natural and not as exxagerate... 

So my customers from Kuching called me and they are in KL oredi..so obligatory for dinner ler.. WTD... 

But before that, I try to catch the 8pm TV1 and TV3 news ... yea.. the news did show lah the launching news this morning.. But more surprisingly the first rear back seat buckle up ad was show as well... Not too long I received smses... Fuck lah.. ppl actually recognise my fuck face. 

This morning also was woke up by Mr. Azhar... " Hello..This is Mr. Suret Singh from the Jabatan..." 

So when can I be a pornstar?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Send Chinese New Year E-CARD


Kawan-kawan semua, 

This is the site for the road safety campaign during Chinese New Year.. if you wanna help safe the earth and safe your wallet.. here is link :- 


http://jomklik.panducermat.org.my/index.php

There is my fuckface on the card as well... :p 


Here's some shots taken from the official launching today..





* Here are some shots from the guys above.. good samaritans that sent me the pics..thanks ya!!

The Ministry of Transport Chinese New year safety campaign launch today at Plaza Sentral..

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Last Sunday Birthday celebration..

* thEre's a cake this year.. and last year too.. thanks everybody!! 
* sHIT man..only eat this stuff...
* So simple shit ania... economy not good wor...no lah.. actually the good stuff crabs came later after that.

We went to Seremban Ketam Bakar to celebrate my Birthday. It was Elaine idea anyway which shortly kinda backfire because the husband say where go so far wor....

Now the couple new phrase:" ZHIIYYAAANGGG YUUAAANN AHH" ....So far ah... 

Anything that is out of 3 kilometres radius of their house is consider far lah. Better sit at home and bang balls or play marbles ler.. 

Thanks for everyone for the birthday dinner.. Next year definitely its Chilis'!~!

MOT CNY safety campaign launching

* So the rehearsal started with much opinions exchange on how it should be done lah tomorrow. Here is KL Sentral.. 
* At the main entrance between Sentral and Le Meridien Hotel. Tomorrow here pack lah.. 
* This shot is taken in Petaling Street while the ART department PS kaw kaw with Kuala Kubu Bharu backdrop.. 
* Two feets banner...
This Ah Singh countryman came at 6 something. Rehearsal start at 3pm.. so almost 6 or more rounds rehearsal.. What to do.. Ministry taiko fler.. at least he know what he is doing and not puppet lah. For the first time I saw the 3 tv clips here on the screen.. 30 seconds per clips.. lotsa cut here and there..and purely my voice ler... Some very nice effects are highlighted for safety part. ahaha.. luckily ppl dont really recognize me here.. The Ah Singh fler said I did very well wor.. ng chee hai ng hai.. I see also soso oni ania.. maybe they wanna cover face lah..ahaha.. Yau mat lan kam hou siu? Ngor jau ng koh tat hou siu lah...pou pou tong tong.. bunch of sohai!~!
* Tomorrow I will be Choy Sun yeh again.. So my job is to escort Dato Seri Ong Tee Kiat.. almost wanna say Ong Ka Ting ... to his seat and do some clowns and monkeys show.. Yet.. my sudden pulsation told me to do something better than that..I can be a bigger star mah!!!  and thus end my career once and for all. Lei wah hou mou? Sure one.. this punch can show I am the real IP man.. gigi cabut.. darah keluar...cardiac arrest.. Ahahaha..  But but.. cannot ler.. MOT pay me lah indirectly.. so I will let him go this time!! :p 


Finding a parking in Uitm Shah Alam is worst than finding needle in a stack of hay.. then pusing pusing up the hill..and the lorry collecting sampah got to the top of the hill and hang in between the roof!! it cannot go down as the descend will cause the rear lorry roof to crash the shade roof!! WTF...wasted time and it was one way street somemore... 

So after kautim fixing uitm machine and training...off i went to brickfield and wanted to savour the chee yook fan... tak buka..so eat ler brickfield indian vegetarian food.. not bad lah...

and off to Sentral for rehearsal for tomorrow MOT safety campaign launching.. 

Watch lah the above pic for your reference..I got something coming up...tata..


Thanks for all your wishes...

I would like to thank everyone that sms, FB, call me, e-card greetings.. e pin..e-button... macam macam to convey your wishes to me on my Birthday.

There are those out of surprise that called me...long time no chat one..especially Melvin..

Thank you so much and your great considerate support on my Birthday will be further extended on clicking on the google ad. 

Thank you again...hehe..

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

This is interesting...

Herbert from Merida group FB send us this. This is definitely interesting. Especially the 100km marathon night race. Well, I am not up for it yet. 

Target this year is to complete the set of courses that I had set for my MTB ride. Hope I could get it done before half of the year..  

In crave of liulian

I was craving for durian today ler... so I rang up Mr. Lam for the indulgence!! Walau..beh tahan...

So faster kautim my work in Central Market and back home for a ride first. The Chinese New Year wind oredi start to blow so strongly liao.. beh tahan.. In order to stop inviting another sorethroat..so I cancel the ride and better ride tomorrow morning then. 

So waited at home for Lam to turn up. Then off we went lah to Pandan Jaya.. see look see look..don't have lar...haiya..not really the season yet..WTF.. so we went for tongshui instead. 

Nevermind ler can save some $$$ for this Saturday Ah Yat Abalone...finally.. I hope it jadi lah this time.. ahaha.. 

When ler this liulian season coming???!!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Good day start..

I did a long ride tonight. Probably the longest in a single ride so far. I hope to hit 100km mark soon in a single ride .. :p  It suppose to happen in the evening but was at customer place till about 9 plus. Murphy's Law...How can I murder you?

It's alright. Anyway, even if I was home early, the rain could have prevented me from going out. 

So back about 12:45am and House on AXN at 1:00am.. I love House. Sometime there are lotsa gest of it reflect in out daily life especially the choice we make. 

So my cardio plan goes as plan today..tomorrow we will ride to a new day perhaps to end the day most likely...:p 

As I ride pass the durian stall.. Hell man!! That is just awesome aroma!! Maybe I should reward myself with some durian this Sunday when I hit the target!! 

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Genting Sempah ride again...

Slept at 4.20am and by 6:30 the alarm tickle and not until 6:45am I am fully awared of it. 

The meeting point is usual at Hospital orang asli as usual. So there are additional members to the ride today. Koh and Yong came..Koh's relative came. Then two of his customers which are roadies came as well. One driving CRX and the other mat salleh driving the Audi TT...man... how I wish to pump for a ride.. 

So the headstart was good as I managed to shed some pounds last week... though I only achieve 35 - 40% what physics works but that is good enough to begin with at least for now. So riding with the roadies and crazy veterans are good.. Well, there is no such thing as pacing as you can't even see their tyres thread mark. 

I was quite glad as no rest or stop in between and pump blood the whole morning. We left about 7:30 and I reached the workshop at 8:55am.. That is way much better than the previous ride. The headwind was strong as well as I pulled the very slopy part. Ahahha.. Glad I mark some line here today. 

Monkeys as usual around the road along the way. So there was this uncle which slowly pull his roadie..a carbon trek weight at 9.3Kg..wow. So suffered a muscle cramp when the monkey try to chase and attacked him. Whatever you do.. do look into their eyes.. something it could pose and threat or engaging in their territorial right. So help loosen the uncle muscle a bit and his sons came shortly. 

So we ride again heading back with wind swepting away the sweats into debris. Fuh..that way real real fun.. Riding early has it share of fun. As you riding back down.. you see loads of cyclists making efforts for the climb while you had just get over it and enjoy the thrill of flying with the wind. I just love it ....I'M LOVIN' IT.. 

So it was not even 10 when we got back to Hospital orang asli.

Then I called Lam and Chae's for massage.. Lam responded and Chae as usual his phone must be all time silent mode.. ahaha.. so he did called back but back out last minute.. discreet matter as usual I guess.

The early 10 -2pm 50% discount massage was a good one. An hour of foot reflex and 2 hours of body massage was all it take to loosen some soreness in the carp. 

Next week hope to shed more time off.. Someday hope I could do Sub 60...sub 50...sub 40...:p


Saturday, January 10, 2009

You don't seems to understand..

Years ago, Christopher Dubois was a timid boy living in the hut along Rhine River.. he was never taught where his family origin was and from. Thanks to the much sought after infamy grandfather of his whom obssession for gambling has far exceed as how the devil would like to snatch his soul. 

Life was not solely mediocre for this little boy who had to left his root and in search for refuge. The German has lost its war not too long ago and after that the great depression changed his mind totally about victory. 

Dubois played a clown during the day and by night he gets to play himself ; everytime he wiped the white mask powder off.. he gloomy look sneak out a sneek jeer of joy as he got to celebrate a little hope of self actuation in the wee hour of the night. Lot of perspiration doesn't resound the pay off... the harder the bell was hit....the whisper of the bell get louder..nope.. that is too good to be true..but yet that was the dream of a clown boy someday..

That P.T. Barnum will just glide across and decided to welcome you into their family. Even fame has  a huge price to pay. Cirque du Soleil give birth to a new era which derive from thousands of infancy love for this kind of entertainment industry. Again each clowns should later realize all that glitters are not gold.. yet clowns are force into their molding character to become the job that they are so sacred that no covenant were made and yet that seal of undertanding of two world in that person has become a new higher consciousness. Thus some hate it and swear will never admit of their past while some could live it up for their grandchildren. Dubois is very much a latter one. 

Dubois has taught him life is beautiful. He knew he could not live forever and hold no grudge of the past. He struggled through his youth with joy. This simple share of childlikeness lead him to married the women of her life. Ms. Potter was a petite little girl who is in physics seem to need a little more protection but she is bold in her eyes.

That is another story altogether. In a cloudy winter morning where Dubois hold a 2 jobs-day, he left the butchery stall and the lady boss was spoilt by his charm and rewards him a piece of meat instead of giving it to Puffy their nice little poodle. Poodle must be swearing and in the other hand laugh a bitter laugh at Dubois who ate food of four legged standard. 

As Dubois wrapped the meat with The Harald Tribune, unfortunate news of Capone caught in that wrap piece was no more of bad news as compare to what is hidden beyond that. Dubois secure it and tucked it in his crimson boxer turn chocolate latte flavor as well as the color. 

Then predicament has not been so true as he walked pass the 13th south avenue.. a fine petite lady was cornered by a burgeon size two timer bully. Dubois parent has not left much for him but certain the morality values could be inherit in taught properly and Dubois treasure what her mum told him. Soon Dubois realized he was facing something bigger than he thought he was as he innocently clear his throat in disagreement before that. 

aLL hell broke lose and arsonic war broke out way before the second infamy one came. Though Dubois could exchange a few punches, with luck of course, he was finally brought down. The meat in that paper wrapping has long been flew away. Dubois could not hold his breath as the bully exchange bizzare intimidate words.. In light of this, Dubois could still signalled that petite lady to take out something from his pocket. Damn~! The lady could not resist and seeing his savior condemn to death will haunt her eternally. She was in sheer shaking hand but able to calm herself.. Lo and behold, It was a swiss knife!! Ms. Potter somehow gather a sense of electricfying boldness in her arm as she grab firm the knife and switched it open. Her eyes brought in the blood in her soul rushing and acute her sense of vengeance with past memories of such incidents and dwell in the most amazing hatred she could gathered!! 

" zAp....!!" a choke sound from the mouth was suddenly follow with blood gushing out from the bully. Dubois wipe clean his eyes..his nose already tell him what it is before he could see it.. 

Ms. Potter twisted the a few round at the back of the lefty chest which put immediate static tone to the pulse meter if paramedics were at the scene waiting for it to happen. 

Dubois has never seen such overzealous kill in his life before and had to draw Ms. Potter away before she could stopped. She had not shed a tear yet.. 

Dubois hold miss Potter away as quickly as possible and bring her to shelter.. As he led her away.. Miss Potter lost control and cried like a granny who lost her pair of faithful glasses. 

Then somewhere far which is visible.. Dubois stared a little less than few seconds.. knowing he had to attend to Miss Potter... The Harald Tribune was tearing the words apart.. CAP... NE..YOk..ambush... was only things left and the hungry stray dogs in century of reincarnation could find such a lucrative rewards as this. That's why we have sringewrap these day. 

Dubois could only recall this scene when he stomach was growling at night, next to him is Ms. Potter sleeping like a new born. 

Family is of important value during the recession. Without it, there is nothing left to ponder. Yet it wasn't easy to keep the family together as the man of the house need to bring it in at the end of the day. Dubois is not spared from such routine. While turning from love life into a more survival routine. Dubois sometime cried a little in helplessness as Ms. Potter accuse him of not able to meet end need. Ms. Potter after all left her opulent home and Dubois took the oath to take care of her forever.. Ms. Potter would have said oath my ass in today context. 

Well, human intergration is not something that could left out despite all the modesty shown. Little Dubois was with the father for 5 years now as Ms. Potter was with Sir Henry Jones for 3 now. and God knows how many Henry Jones are there.. 

Dubois decided to leave to let his bitter love life fade a little a way everyday as much as he could. He move to western France. Charles De Gaulle chef has since move to the White House after the temporal exile. There a vacant position was left and Dubois was the Chef De Partie and loads of works was present daily to serve the Germans in such hard time. Little Dubois was drawing ice cones at Hitler's hand salute at all the soldier as the Third Reich news travel as fast as possible with prints to this General house. Little Dubois clean the plate and something eat of that is left from the plate even Dubois forbid it.. his father cooking is too good to resist. 

D-day came out of nowhere. Even Dubois has dream of it but this dream come too sudden. 

That night the Alliance invaded Normandy, the little duck quack signal is not really doing any good but Dubois learn fast the surrounding and he knew duck does not quack at night or keen to mate at least. Then he was prepared.. He hid little Dubois..and ready for a sudden siege. 

Without warning, a sudden exchange of gun fires and reloading was heard. The aggresive airborne 51st are valiant men. They climbed through the windows and the Germans are ready for the ambush!! Yet.. Dubois could not see those who come to set them free be brought to death. As the General was about to shoot the first soldier entering the window.. Dubois again took out the Swiss knife that once took the blood of a bully are now ready for his second blood. It was long enough if the knife could speak. 

Dubois was transformed into the Ms Potter he once knew and his motion was of no difference than that of Miss Porter. The general was death in blood of stream flowing. 

A soldier was safe and soon the war end as fast as it could. 

It wasn't a very cloudy sky in Beijing as Dubois was the honour guest to the 2008 Beijing Olympics. He was strolling along Tiananmen Square and his walked lead him to take the subway heading West to the ever famous gigantic Hard Rock Cafe.. There he met Little Dubois.. 

Little Dubois was has helped promoting UNICEF and developed unison in sports in most continents and prominently North Africa. Conceivable fruits of current athletes will forever thank Little Dubois for his dedication.

Two days before the countdown.. Dubois wanted to buy a watch to commerate celebration of the new sportmanship in the new decade. Little Dubois was with him as footing the bill is a gesture of honor. Dubois was too old and could not decide what to get. He was even more confuse when he first stabbed the general few decades ago. 

Then Little Dubois broke the silence. "Dad, why don' t you get this one?"
"It's a great day coming and I want it to be the most memorable with what I am wearing.."
" Trust me dad.."
" Why would you pick this ...I know it pretty but what about it? Not that there are not of similar price..."
" Dad..do you still have that swiss knife which change your fate in life?"
"Oh yea..I think so... " as he slowly reached it out...
" This...this... knife here...it has the same cross logo...wait...kinda like a shield as well...It's the same logo with the watch."
"Yes...dad...It's Victorinox." 

Victorinox was founded in 1884 by Karl Elsener and the pic above is his mother Victoria-Elsener-Ott and not Miss Potter. Karl use Victor as her mother name and inox as of the stainless steel... It was such a long history and it could not go wrong. 

Yesterday we were having dimsum and Derrick was fond of a watch which is of Victorinox brand lah.. You know lah her lady.. just like my supplier friend told me.. my handphone cannot be more expensive than my wife one.. else trouble.. of get two if can and even hers is few ringgit more expensive also can liao.. So such things as this can be anticipate lah over our dining conversation.


Just go and get that watch that you like lah Mr. Derrick!! if your Ms. Potter leave you...you still have your victorinox!! ahahaha.... :p 

P.S. : Please click on the google ads if you like the story presented...

Friday, January 9, 2009

A half day Genting trip not too long ago

* Children love to camwhore anywhere.. 
* The adults who love to camwhore anywhere, everywhere and anytime.. 
* uNCLE Lim may tapau..but his casino can never tapau!! 
* At the Chin Swee Temple
* Please don't let that testicle fall off.. 
* sHou hak yee and son. 
唐山大兄
* The hubby took this I think... Fatt Lou hau...
* There were a man with flying dagger came in through the cloud after this shot.. It's Lotus Clan.. Chan Senior Council.. 
* This is the temple lah..
* Waiting patiently for the dimsum and fried mee hoon.
* nICE DRAGON craftwork! 
關聖帝君 to the rescue!! 
* sWEating all over.. dont know right move or not? 
* Those day durian gerenti makan.. now human gerenti main.. 
* Sigh..always so near yet so far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* wAH... shutter.. 
* fUCK MAN.. fuck man.. service like shit...food taste like shit!!! worst hainanese chicken rice ever!!! Screw you lor.. 
* oNE FAMily waited patiently and shouted!! Then they complained to the cashier.. cashiers buat dirt@@ Then they left.. I tell you Genting better close down this outlet..wonder why still lotsa ppl eat here!! 
* This is first time I heard of the drink whatever and anything.. its fun..you dont actually know what flavor you are getting.. Whatever are the corbonated series like taste of cola, orange, sprite alike i think an anything is non-corbonated like orange..and blah blah.. 
* Hanging out at sTArbucks.. I was dirt tired liao after the early morning wedding photoshoot!! 
* * 唐山大兄 LOve STARBUCK!
* Isaac become the casino operator!! 
** 唐山大兄 high on caffeine, marijuana
* Mouliu session.. 
* yEA..and one mouliu soul decided to join the evening mouliu starbuck session..

sUPPose to load this like 2 weeks ago I think...:p

Almost recoverED..

This Apple Cider Vinegar is one of the best ancient discovery on earth and it should be used in every household despite it strong smell. Oh.. I did the gargle thingy and now I am 95% recovering.YAHOO!! 

So this Sunday Genting Sempah ride is not a real problem. Hope there are more riders this coming Sunday to push semangat a bit. 

I am really looking forward to accomplished some of the interesting ride this year. Hope it could be done fast... 



What a relief?

It was the 10 days of my sorethroat now. Partially my food intake does not help at all as I still take cold drink and yesterday I could not take it any longer and stop taking cold drink and instead begin heavy battle with it.

I bought home the Apple Civer Vinegar which I leave it ferment for more than a year now. You can look at the mother in it..wahaha..

So going on a treachrous treatment to self.. I gargle the hell over it over my throat. At least it would quite well. I did it like almost every 1 -2 hours.. every 15 mins are too much to bear for me anyway. 

So this morning the piles of flam was developing like mad. It was a good sign I guess. 

Now I should be able to go out riding in now time. 

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Bolt

I wanted to watch BOLT ( 3D) for a long time. Again MBO Galaxy Ampang only have the normal version lah. So was sending my dad's camcorder to Sony for repair at MidValley and voila...what do you know.. ada BOLT 3D sana mah..

So after kautim my chore at work.. I left office at 4:05pm.. Hmmm..the cinema is at the South Corner far far away and Sony is at the North Point.. So I parked at the centre court lah :p ... Went to the Information counter and asked for directions. Yea.. don't be smart and mess up. So reached Sony Service center at 4:35pm and lucky there was not much ppl and the lady could attend to me quick.. 

" The eyepiece here broken.."
" Oh..#@$#@^# blah blah..by the way this is call a viewfinder." 
Open my eyes as Birthday cake came out of the dark : " Oh..this is call a viewfinder." 
Now that was very resourceful from a Sony frontline.... yea.. as usual it is not cheap lah. Sony mah... Niamah!! 
So I called up my dad's fren... about RM 180.00 or more.. .where got less one? 

The off I went lah at about 4.50pm... arrggg..chicken feet lah...

the ring tone coming ...guess who? Mr Khor Yee Teng on the line.. 

" Whose Honda City in front of your house.. wah..you bought new car ah?" 

You know there are some ppl in life which already doing quite well and better than you are..but they are still phreaking paranoid. Mr. Khor is one of those person. Self center and every dime bigger than you bullock cart. Sometime beh tahan had to fuck him a bit. Than he said money not easy to earn.. Tell me about it. The family bought a Proton Saga just to fetched their two beloveth Rotweiller to the clinics. Now that is Stingy Money pinching miser. By the way ..he asked me where am I first so as to make sure whether the car is mine or scrutinize for his logic. 

" Oh..it's my brother one lah." 
" Wah...not bad wor.. your brother.... blah blah.." hYprocrite..there is never a song on this one..perhaps there is now.. Old habit die hard..This phrase has it reasons to live until today.

Oh by the way, my brother usually came home about 2am..and he has this naccistic hobby of sitting in front of my dad office pc and sit along with the pc. It is not spooky as his singing sucks big time..I am telling you...even William Hung will laugh his ass out. Either he is possess or running for the next XING GUANG DAH DAO.. 

What about it... Honda City..ahaha... There's something about Mary...and Honda City Gear box should be name Mary. oh.. not just one Mary..MArianne.. Mary Marina.. The third one might call Mary Christmas!
 
So bought the ticket...what.. RM17.00...wahlehmak...Extra one dimension pay extra 50% ah? Havent watch 3D for ages and also with my favourite Sunkist. Ppl who date me should know I like this drink during movie.. ahaha.. :P 

Bolt is worth a watch...3D mah..and there will be more 3D movies soon by Disney. The 3D glasses is not those auta one. It's by DOLBY man..and really see 3D...this is precision stuff!! but it won't cost as much!! 

The voiceover by John Travolta.. too familiar with his voice..so it really affect me while watching Bolt.. when Bolt speak.. I can see Mr. Travolta at the background of the studio yacking into that AKG mike. 

After Bolt, I went for Teppanyaki.. Bless my bloody sore throat. So it was a very very long wait.. and luckily i could wait very very long. Oh.. the uncle with the spec is working today!! Used to ask lotsa portions of vegetables until the customers around was opening the eyesball as big as the socket wanna comes off!! Regular has it previleges. But he look a bit aging that before now. I still remember him as a dedicated chef and nice guy and tell you he really cook one hellavu teppanyaki!! Eventhough today he din cook for me.. I still asked for more vege!! ehehe..

aRrggg.. I just miss Japanese cuisine... Chae's who dont eat japanese stuff are now into it too..and in fact hook to it. 

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Doing some research..

I am doing some research on Krabi now. Yea.. I want to have fun ler. when I was there soon. 

Found some nice place for dine and food.. sOMe fella even provide good GPS for some places. Cool dude..

Now anyone has any better suggestion which islands to do what?

It's Wednesday

What a wonderful day is it~! It's Wednesday and the stuckup colleague of mine went into a fight with me!! Good fight...he always reminds me of Donald Duck yacking..

The quarrel was rather interesting as he throws all kind of accusationlah..saying I late for work ..come in only at 3pm lah.. so the question here is that there exist no non-cohesion force between us. But I am not a politicians.. I take what I want.. that is barbarian.. so the barbarian does not go into a fight unless he need to shake that hammer and sickle..yet in this civilise world the barbarian are consider outlaw..

Do you still remember Conan the Barbarian anymore? You might have forget Stallone in that horse with huge sword right... I gotcha..your imagination cheated you.. it's Arnold damn it. So in actual fact you doubt as well unless you are a pro-barbarian as me. 

Perhaps Conan the Librarian is a new catch. Chopping those that is late for returning the books. yea..it's a comedy ..should you remember.. not a famous one..but cool enough. 

Then back to this Mr. Donald of mine in the office ; there he was yacking that he gotta do this and that and blah blah.. got scold from boss and the customers. Am I on sinus or what? I could not even sneeze.. It's the grand achievement in life. Don't we have to live with all that in the working world? Oh..this colleague of mind has an issue of calling customers...he is very very afraid to call customers. Bernard even have to charge him RM5 for every minute he wants ppl to help him call. 

So the issues has got back some two years ago. Ok. Now.. I don't like him and he don't like me. Period. The fact is the missing link is too crucial for me to get lost from this department. Simply I am Dirty Joe if I want to play it that way.  Some of my colleague even label him as my Manager or Boss. 

He's a real jerk and could spent hours chatting on the phone non-stop.. Oh yes..I did that before...but could you imagine doing it doing working hour right in front of the office inside his car. Fuckin' sentimental shit!! Oh yes..possessiveness is written all over his face. Well, that is his personal story lah. Lame shit.. i call it.. yea...litterally lame shit when come to love for this fler. 

Old jackass McDonald also love to fled when the soup got real hot!! Oh..in case you are in the mud of hot soup or suffered jaundice, like the son of the devil , he will jeered at you and serve you right. If the problem is fix..lo and behold he will come in for a pinch of glory and declare its right on the spoil when the war is won! 

So to cut the arguement short.. I focus on the job that need to be done ler. 

So unto me a particular task was assign.. I mend the fence as I see the spoil in it.. well, that McDonald of course would want a piece of all of it.. So somehow it leech into it as declare his credential. Anyway, it wasn't as easy as it seems. But I let it be..again causes to many loses to the department and I had to step in ler. 

Now the next model of our printer is coming to shore real soon. Let me bet.. yes..as usual he has been pouring acid rain into it and mind you ..if it works out.. there he will want a pinch as well lah. 

You know... I have been treating him as transparent as possible. He's fuckin' panaroid over what I am up to as well. 

Well, Mr. Cow of the year...please ler keep away such ppl out of my sight even you can vanish it. 

Let me ask you.. you print some shit that you will be rejected when it was sent..so why print anyway? Do you succumb to such pressure from boss and your customer.. Back to square one.. This is so fuckin' elementary. We do it right the first time despite the pressure. 

Enough of ranting.



Tuesday, January 6, 2009

misjudgement

so far I haven't really fall off my bicycle in a fashionable way yet.. always take it easy and maybe I had not ride enough gua.. Today I was riding at the DUKE highway and was executing a motorcross style deep tight cornering... WTF...misjudgment!!! NOT ENOUGH clearance but manage to break..yea.. when you break at your miscalculation... chances very likely the whole new sudden death ride is ahead.. gotta keep the cool and control...but very hard one lah..coz the body gravity off balance liao mah...luckily it was not a tight slope.. or else I would be superman!! 


Monday, January 5, 2009

Link in youtube for Cape No. 7

Ok..here is the English Preview to the movie at youtube : - 



Now this is the Kosuke Atari.. Superb singer ler.. Wonderful lullaby I tell you..

the piece for this movie is as youtube below : - 

中孝介 - 各自遠颺