Ceramah Perdana

Now I am bored to death. So maybe for the thought of it, I might attend the Ceramah Perdana by DSAI at Seberang Jaya, Jalan Baru. YES, Can you imagine how severe the boredom is and to look out for ceramah as a theraphy..

U know what..one little boy sat next to me was playing counterstrike lah. So came a women looking at him.. boy, that women was real cool..and she was pointing her finger to the door..

Mummy is here to pick you up boy.. and he was trembling in words to in defense lah. Poor fella.. you are lucky dude.. in those day, rotan will smack you all the way till you climb the coconut tree on the penang flag lah.

The other day I was msning first time lah with our local forwarder..

XXX " Can I ask you some personal question?"

Me:" yes"

XXX : " How old are you?"

Me: " 32 " * Maybe I should have just took Alan advise lah.

XXX: " Are you married?"

Me : " No" wah.. what's going on Boon..where's the pick up line.. damn it..

sO the conversation goes no lah and was pointed to my other colleagues lah..

Gone lah your market.. eheheh.. What's going on with a 32 years old*ahem man belum kahwin lagi..must be something wrong liao.

Actually this chick has this nice voice lah.. I like "shee man" gal... like that gal saying I have soft spot for pretty boy..

So today I found out she like ah pung lah.. ahaha.. Can you imagine my boredom here? I got to pass my time talking to young chick..sigh..

Now I am into the topic "where do you stay?"

tiu lor ... no reply?

..............its 3 minutes now.. no reply

ok...boon..tapau.. Better think how to get Anwar to make you the Project manager for " Projek lebuhraya Basikal Utara Selatan"

Wah.. u know what? The C.C. here also got "ngoi mai" .. The auntie brought in the tapau food.

Ok.. She is talking Luna Bar with me now.. no I am not giving in.. No Black Tie is the cordial place. :p

She ask " Where is NBT?"

Of course lah.. old man pou tei...sure dunno one.

now we are talking about salt egg sotong.. she's a food lover also..

Hey, Alan, Maybe i can ask whether she cook or not..

So I thought Usain Bolt was a miracle a few months ago and it took you more than meet the eyes to believe that. That fella could had run faster dude. He is the living super bullet and Jamaica is a force to reckon with. Remember the movie cool running? That is where a tropical country going into a winter Olympics game. The spirit soar and affect the believe system of the Jamaican. A force are deadly to be reckon with. Just look at how Asafa Powell stride to the finish line untouchable dude.

So my bunch of monkeys frens are telling me how glamorous they are and how happy they are lah.. Got camry driven chaffeur lah.. at least this one is not as pening lalat as the Factory master. Then yesterday they threw me an mms how happy they are eating steamboat while watching Olympics closing ceremony. Aahahah... Hmmm..they havent heard about my basikal project with DSAI yet.

Sigh.. I miss my bicycle ler. I want to ride my bicycle. So I wanna to ride no matter what. I hope can have a weekend stay lah at Semenyih this weekend. Better be good.

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