It was Mr. Lim birthday yesterday. He was tak sabar sabar to wait for 12am to strike lah.. taadaaah... and he sent a wishes to someone which is also same birdday as him lah.. ahem..the rest u got to ask kim about it.. discreet lah..
He ain't smiling until this afternoon 3pm..aahaha...
Anyway we were at the Lookout point again at Saturday night. Due to tak ada tempat, so we sit on the wheelbarrow which were turn into a sitting chair lah.. So our fren soul was half there and not there lah.. dont ask me why lah..go figure out urself. Now while we were indulging at the makan suddenly that fella want to go to toilet.. off he got up and my God...That raksasa kinda jam to the wheelbarrow seat and twisted ala cha-cha style lah his leg. wah ka lu kong.. he still had that split nano second to think how he wanted to fall.. this is so blardy professional fallen angel lah. That split second he knew his compromise of not falling is not credible anymore liao.. what to do.. he planned now how he should fall lah.. And off he went KABOOM... The wheelbarrow landed 0.2 second and cause a loud impact noise. It's a SATURDAY nite dude.. I am telling you.Therre are at least 200 ppl there in sync watching over to us.. and after that 0.2 second.. what happen? no he dint turn into Gaban...
That fella stick to the cemented floor. Due to the aging process, the humiliation is not tat strong anymore I suppose but still malu lah.. I cant hold my laughter.. so that fella stand up and push back the wheelbarrow lah.. so cham...
This is so damn kau funny wei.. then off he went to the toilet.. and he got a cut lah and blood was flowing like niagara fall from his leg.. then I was laughing like hell untill....until suddenly his eyes rolls and i stop laughing.. Then he pass out ..Shit.. I immediately panic and woke him.. He opened his eyes abit.. but still pass out.. OMG.. the blood from his leg were severe. The waitress came to the rescue!! Getting a roll of clothes and it took them 5 minutes to find the First AID kit.. fuck lah.!!! The Ampang Puteri nursing college ambulance was nearby!! It came within 10 minutes as we have to stretcher him down as the traffic was crazy on that cramp road up the hill. Suddenly that place was so quiet. I got little carried away but it doesn't matter. As I saidm the blood was flowing from his leg. it's was like niagara fall from the stand point of the eyesight of a fly.. yea...shoot the wings of the fly!!
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